| Q.
Why did the Denver locksmith do stand-up comedy during his
off time?
A. Because he always got the audience keyed up at Comedy
Works Downtown.
Q.
Why was that Denver locksmith comedian so knee-slapping
funny at Comedy Works?
A. Because he had such a keen sense of humor.
Q.
Why didn't the comedian tell his latest cell phone joke?
A. Because it had a bad reception.
Q.
Why was the cheesy comedian so good?
A. Because his act was pure crackers!
Q.
What did the audience say to the cheesy comedian?
A. That's a Gouda one!
Cheesy
Chat Up Line: No girl,
you are not a cheesy comedian. Tonight's open mic crowd
was just vegans or laugh-tose intolerant!
Q.
What do you call a truly cheesy comedian?
A. A laughing cow.
Q.
Which kind of dinosaurs were the comedians of their day?
A. He-He-Rex.
Q.
What does a caroling reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This fa la la joke is gonna sleigh you! |
Q.
What happened to the standup comedian who performed Painful
Puns at the haunted house?
A. He got booed off stage.
Q.
How does the Frankenstein monster comic make everybody laugh?
A. He keeps them all in stitches.
Q.
How did the werewolf's standup comedy show go?
A. He had the audience howling all night.
Q.
Why are werewolf comedians considered quick-witted?
A. Because they always joke along with snappy comebacks.
Q.
How does a comedian make a werewolf howl in laughter?
A. Just tell him some Painful Puns, then give him
a funny bone.
Q.
Why are standup comedians so scared of ghosts?
A. 'Cause they always boo.
Q.
Which old commedian sold bakery when he wasn't perfrming
on stage?
A. Soupy Sales.
Q.
Who's haunting the KFC across the street from the cemetery?
A. Some comedian spoofing Colonel Sanders said it was a
poultry-geist. |
Q.
Why did the blonde take her bra off while attending a show
at Comedy Works in downtown Denver?
A. Because she liked to laugh her straps off!
Q.
What did fans say when the comedy club abruptly shut down?
A. This is no laughing matter! '
Q.
Why do Bigfoots like to tell jokes?
A. Because they're killer comedians.
Q.
Why is it so hard to perform a comedy act inside a liquor
store?
A. Because everybody there is into booze.
Q.
What did the comedy club comedian say after he splashed
cocktails on himself?
A. The drinks are on me.
Q.
What is a drunken standup comedian's least favorite kind
of alcoholic beverage?
A. Booze!
Q.
Why is The Hulk so stupendous at stand-up comedy?
A. Because he's a Marvel-ous Comic!
Q.
Which kind of comedy does Batman like best?
A. Dark humor.
Q.
Which toy store is guaranteed to have something that'll
make you laugh?
A. LMFAO Schwartz. |
