Batman, the car's not working.
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: What's a tery?
What happened when the blonde left her ADHD medication in
her Ford Fiesta?
A. It turned into a Ford Focus.
What's the difference between a car and a fish?
A. You can tune a car, but you can't tuna fish.
Where do automobiles go to cool off during the summer?
A. A carpool.
Riddle: Why does a guy who runs after a car get exhausted
and a guy who runs in front of the car get tired?
What do your car's four tires call the spare in the trunk?
A. A fifth wheel.
What do you call somebody who researches the life of President
A. A Ford Explorer.
Why did the race car driver quit his job?
A. The work was just too slow paced.
Why did the car insurance adjuster quit his job at Geiko?
A. The work turned him into a total wreck.
Which kind of motor vehicles do shellfish like best?
A. Mussel cars.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Hotrod,
can I give you a lift?
What did the cops say when the bank robbers on the lam were
stopped by an automobile?
A. That's carma for ya!
Why did the car run away from home?
A. It wanted to join the carnival.
What happened when the frog's car broke down?
A. It had to be toad.
What do you call massive marine mammals traveling in huge
A. Steering whales.
What do you call a book about Henry Ford and his car company?
A. An auto biography.
Which kind of motor oil does Darth Vader use while driving
his car around the streets of Denver?
Car Groan of the Day: The old Caddie had been in mint condition
for years, right up until the day of wreckoning.
Which kind of car does a fast wolf drive up on his way from
Steamboat Springs to Glenwood Springs?
A. A Furrari!
What do you call it when a hatchet falls and damages your
A. An Axe-ident!
What did the jack say to the hot car?
A. Can I give you a lift?
Why don't all that many blonde Texans vacation in Colorado?
A. The road sign said Colorado Left, so they turned
around and went home.
How does a chicken learn how to drive a car?
A. She just wings it.
What do you say to a cow that jumps in front of
your flying car?
A. Moo-ve over.
to Ponder That'll Drive You Crazy: Why do we drive on a
parkway and park on a driveway?
Which two things might a fruit-loving classic car buff have
A. Peaches and chrome.
How did the old automobile die?
A. It was driven into the ground.
you heard about the new eco car designed by a miser? It
stops on a dime, and then picks it up.