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Q. What is a balloonist's favorite day of the week? A. Fly Day!
Green Alien Says: My wife says I never bring her to an organic?

Shuttle Launch Says: Happy Thrust Day!
What do you call alien spacecraft that goes from planet to planet? A. UF-HOE!

 


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Mile High Club Jokes and Flying Solo Puns
(Because Autopilot Jokes and Take Off Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Waiting Outside the Plane's Loo!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Mile High Club jokes, high altitude hookup humor, and uppity air travel puns ahead.
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Wolf says: You might be from Colorado if you know the "Mile High Club" has nothing to do with Denver!
 

Q. What do
you call
flying solo in
the Mile
High Club?

A. Hijacking!

 
You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Two-Mile High Club" at the summit of Pike's Peak!

Q. What do you call the look on your face after a satisfying meeting in the airplane loo?
A. Smile High Club.

Q. What do you call it when an in-flight hookup is a no go?
A. Mile High Scrub.

Miles High Point to Ponder: If you're abducted by aliens and get probed and sexually violated, are you now a member of the Mile High Club?

Q. What should you say when your Mile High Club meeting has ended?
A. Hope you enjoyed the flight!

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey bae, I wouldn't complain about a layover with you.

Mile High Club Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, how 'bout we find out if what they say about about flying the frieindly skies united is true?

Q. What do you call an erection aboard an airliner?
A. UP in the air.

Q. What do you call people who attend Mile High Club meetings everywhere they travel?
A. Frequent Flyers.

Q. What should you say when your Mile High Club meeting is lasting too long?
A. You may now disembark.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, would you like to join me in my members only lounge?

Q. What should you say when accepting an invitation to join the Mile High Club?
A. Your bird is cleared for take off.

Q. What does a guy call it when he can't get it up in the airplane restroom?
A. Mile High Flub.

Q. Why are there so few hipsters in the Mile High Club?
A. 'Cause it's not at all underground.

Q. Where is the best place to join the Mile High Club: standing in a cramped loo, in a private jet, or in a hot air balloon?
A. Yes!

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, I know a great way to recover from jet lag.

Q. What do
you call
flying solo in
the Mile
High Club?

A. Cloud
Seeding!

 
You might be from Colorado if you joined the "Mile High Club: in the back seat of an SUV!
 

Q. What do
you call
flying solo in
the Mile
High Club?

A. Autopilot!

Q. What should you say while in flight to a scheduled Mile High Club meeting?
A. Yes Captain, you have been cleared for landing.

Q. What does the flying hooker call her technique for a quick take off?
A. Mile High Rub.

Q. Does the Mile High Club have meetings?
A. Yes! Otherwise all those members would by flying solo.

Colorado Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club on the Field at Mile High, would an NFL ref penalize you for cheating?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey Bae, wanna cross the International Date Line with me?

Q. What do you call it when you're not sure if you partner will join the Mile High Club on this flight?
A. Up in the air.

5280 Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, are you a charter member of the Mile High Club? 'Cause my altitude began to rise the moment I saw you.

You might be a hipster from Denver, Colorado if you refused to join the Mile High Club in the parking lot at Celebrity Sports Center, before that term actually existed...

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey girl, how about I raise the arm rest to get this party started?

Mile High Club Hookup Line: Hey babe, how'd you like to lower the cabin pressure?

Q. What do you call a Mile High Club quickie?
A. A touch and go.

Q. What did the prostitute say when the passenger beside her said he didn't have any cash, but really wanted to join the Mile High Club?
A. I don't give a flying f-ck.

Q. When do traveling tailors typically join the Mile High Club?
A. Fly Day.

Q. What is a poor erection called aboard an airliner?
A. Mile High Stub.

Mile High Club Hookup Line: Hey girl, it's always a first class trip with me.

Q. What
is it called
when you
seduce
the pilot?

A. Touring the
cockpit!

 

Q. Which
is the offical
carrier of
the Mile
High Club?

A. U-Nutted
Airlines!

 

Q. What was
the cause
of the failure
aboard a
Mile High Club test flight?

A. Pilot error.

Q. Which tactic always works when trying to induct a new member into the Mile High Club?
A. A flight plan.

Pick-Up a Pilot Line: Hey big guy, are you a charter member of the Mile High Club? 'Cause after I bumped into you, I noticed your begin to altimeter rise.

Q. What do flight attendants call the pilot with a small member?
A. Mile High Nub.

Q. What do fashion designers call it when they get it on in the airliner loo?
A. Style High Club.

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, are you ready for take off?

Q. What should you say to your partner while approaching a Mile High Club meeting?
A. Prepare for take ott

Q. Which is the official airline for the Mile High Club: Frontier, Delta, United or Air France?
A. All of the above!

Gal Pal: How was your initiation into the Mile High Club?
Blonde: A little plane.

Mile High Club Point to Ponder: If a Denver Bronco scores in the air, is there a penalty for holding?

Mile High Club Hookup Line: Hey girl, I don't need the captain to remind me of the upright position.

Q. What's it called when you're banned from the Mile High Club?
A. Mile High Snub. OUCH!

Q. Where do some members of the LGBTQ communitylike to attend Mile High Club meetings?
A. Aboard a bi-plane.

Q. What do you call a sex addict in an airplane restroom?
A. A Frequent Flyer.

Air Travel Point to Ponder: If you joined the Mile High Club solo at DIA, is that still considered a High Jacking?

Mile High Club Come-On: Hey babe, I love a good south of the border crossing. You too?

Q. Which day
is by far the
favorite of
Mile High Club members?

A. Fly Day!

 
Space Shuttle Says: Happy Flight Day!
 

Q. What is an
impromptu
Mile High Club
meeting
called?

A. Winging it!

Q. What do Egyptians call risky sex inside a pyramic?
A. Nile High Club.

Q. When do aerospace engineers schedule Mile High Club meetings?
A. Every Thrust Day.

Flighty Hookup Point to Ponder: If you do it twice during a long flight, have you joined the Two-Mile High Club?

Q. Which European aerospace manufacturer produces planes officially endorsed by the Mile High Club?
A. Bang Airbus.

Q. Why was the blonde guy afraid to join the Mile High Club while flying over Finland?
A. He was afraid he'd disappear in FinnAir!

Q. What did the pilot do when his invite to join the Mile High Club was declined?
A. He circled back with another approach.

Q. What did the football player whisper to his buds when heading to the plane's restroom with a blonde flight attendant in hand?
A. I have scored a touch down.

Q. Where are new female sports casters inducted into the exclusive membership after a Broncos game?
A. In the Mile High Clubhouse.

Mile High Club Point to Ponder: If a Denver Bronco scores in flight, is that considered a touchdown?

Q. What do Broncos fans call it when Canada geese join the Mile High Club on Empower Field?
A. Winging it.

Q. What should you say if some sleaze bag on a crowded airliner asks if you'd like to join the Mile High Club?
A. Join it? Seriously? I'm a certified charter member!

Q. How do you know a pilot wants to hookup with you?
A. He offers to show you his cockpit.

Q. How did cavemen convince cave women to sex it up on Lookout Mountain?
A. They used a Mile High club.

Q. What might you get nine months after joining the Mile High Club without prior planning?
A. A Mile High cub.

Q. What do you call a pregant flight attendant?
A. Pilot Error!

High Altitude Hookup Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight to Mile High City.

Q. How do you describe an impromptu Mile High Club meeting in a hot air balloon?
A. Quick and planeless.

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