Q. How can you tell Biker Gnome was smiling during the ride?
A. By all the bugs splattered on his teeth!

Q. Which kind of motorcycle does a gnome comedian drive?
A. A Yamaha-ha-ha.

Biker Gnome Line of the Day: No Gnirl, I'm not a Hell's Angel, but I am punny as hell.

Q. What did the gnome's motorcycle say when it rode into the bar?
A. Rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum!

Q. When do horny biker gnomes ride Vespas?
A. When they're trolling for a date in Rome.

Q. What is the most dangerous part on the gnome's motorcycle?
A. The nut that connects the seat to the handlebars.

Q. Why does the gnome's motorcycle get sad while shifting gears?
A. Because the clutch is depressed...

Pick-Up a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, wanna put on some leather and burn some rubber?

Q. What do you call a gnome who throws motorcycles?
A. Hurly Davidson.

Q. What did it say on the back of Biker Gnome's T-Shirt?
A. If you can read this, my bitch fell off!

Q. What happened after Biker Gnome's date, Ruth, fell off on I70?
A. He rode into Denver Ruthlessly.

Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I'd really like to see all of your tattoos.

Q. Why didn't the biker gnome buy a Harley Davidson?
A. Because he couldn't afford all the shirts.

Q. Which biker gang did the gnome doctor belong to?
A. Health Angels.

Choppy Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, I wheelie want to get to gnow you.

Q. What does the biker term HOG stand for?
A. Heavyset Old Gnome.

Q. How is the gnome's Harley and his good old dog alike?
A. Both like to ride in the back of his pickup truck.

Q. What did the gnome say about the Harley who kept running him over?
A. It was a vicous cycle!

Q. Why did Biker Gnome decline an invitation to ride in a rally?
A. Because he was just two tired.

Q. What does a gnome call a minister riding on a motorcycle?
A. Rev.

Q. What happened to the gnome biker who found himself on the road to Hell?
A. After he drove over the pothole to Hell, he had to call roadside assistance from Hell. OUCH!

Pick-Up a Gnome Biker Line: Hey Gnuy, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?

Q. Why aren't gnome bikers allowed into the carpool?
A. Because they don't have any trunks!

Q. What were two blonde gnomettes fighting about on the motorcycle?
A. Over which one would get the window seat, duh!

Q. What is the difference between the gnome's Harley and his vacuum cleaner?
A. The position of the dirt bag.

Biker Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, if you were my gnirlfriend, I'd gnever get two tired of you.

Q. Why was the gnome's scooter crying?
A. Because it hated being half motorcycle and half bicycle.

Q. When did the gnome discover that adrenaline is brown?
A. Only after he bought his first Harley Davidson.

Biker Gnome Point to Ponder: When a guy drives an extremely noisy motorcycle, is he compensating for a really quiet penis?

Biker Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if you go biking with me, I promise I won't brake your heart.

Q. Why wouldn't the investment gnome dress in a white T-shirt, jeans, and black leather jacket while riding his motorcycle?
A. Because that sounded like a Fonzi scheme to him.

Biker Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, wanna ride my chopper?

Q. What do a Harley owned by a gnome lawyer and a porcupine have in common?
A. Both have pricks on them.

Q. How do you stop a renegade biker gnome on horseback?
A. Unplug the carousel.

Q. Why do biker gnomes chrome so many of their motorcycle parts?
A. It makes them easier to spot on the side of the road.

Fatally Funny Biker Gnome Fact of the Day: One motorcycle will last you a lifetime, if you ride it fast enough...

Q. How is riding a motorcycle like having sex without a condom?
A. It feels great at the time, but it's really bad if you make a mistake.

Q. Which kind of motorcycle does Santa drive when he's on his long summer vacation?
A. A Holly Davidson.

Q. What is the difference between a religious revival and a biker rally?
A. At the religious revival they say "Stand up for Jesus," and at a biker rally they say, "Sit down for Christ's sake."

Q. Which kind of motorcycle does a Jewish gnome drive?
A. Yamaka.

Q. What did the gnome say about having sex with his gnirlfriend on the back of a motorcycle?
A. It was a Triumph!

Q. What did the gnome get when he crossed a motorcycle and a donkey?
A. A Yam-Hee-Haw.

Q. What does gnome lore call the ancient motorcycle gang of bisexual Norse rulers?
A. The Bikings.

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