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Lost Gnome Jokes and Disappearing Gnome Jokes
Retrace the steps of kidnapped gnomes, missing gnome jokes, and puns stolen by gnomes.

Wandering Gnome Puns and Gnome Detour Jokes
(Because Lost and Forgotten Gnome Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You Got Directions From a Troll!)
Warning: Troll this Scenic Bypass with Caution! AWOL gnome jokes, lost humor, and gnome detour puns ahead.
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| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Puns | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Jokes | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |

Go Gnome Lost SoulsGnome Says: Not all those who wander are lost. Didn't J.R.R. Toking write that?Gnome in a tornado!

Q. Where do you find gnomes?
A. It depends where you left them...

Q. Why do hipster gnomes get lost when they travel on the subway?
A. Because it's so underground!

Q. How did the hipster gnome die when he got lost on vacation?
A. Oops! He tried to cross the mainstream!

Q. How did the hipster gnomette drown?
A. She ice skated before it was cool.

Q. Why are mountains the funniest place for a gnome to get lost on a road trip vacation?
A. Because they're hill areas!

Q. What did the Colorado gnome say on 420 when he was blunt?
A. I'm at a lost for words...

Q. How can a lost gnome tell if he's toked too much?
A. Is that even possible to do, or is that odd?

Q. What does a lost gnome do in the A.M.?
A. Wake Up and Bake Up.

Q. What did the tornado say to the gnome he just picked up?
A. Let's twist again, like we did last summer.

Q. Why do garden gnomes try to avoid tornado chasers?
A. Because they're always passing wind!

Q. What did the tornado say to the gnome driving a sportscar?
A. We're going for a quick spin!

Q. What is a former lost gnome's anthem?
A. Amazing Grace.

Gnome Entering a Black Hole!Garden gnomes are often stolen. Gnome wonder why ALL aren't?Gnome ____ in a Black Hole!

Q. How did the lost garden gnome survive by only eating small pieces of metal?
A. It was a staple diet.

Lost Gnome Pick-Up Line: Excuse me, are you wearing a space suit? 'Cause that butt is out of this world!

Gnome Road Trip Point to Ponder: If you have a dream that you got lost driving a car, will you wake up exhausted?

Lost Gnome Pick-Up Line: Gnirl, are you from Mars? 'Cause your ass is out of this world!

Q. What did the fog say to the long lost gnome when he finally got back from his vacation to San Francisco?
A. I mist you!

Q. What did the hurricane say to the gnome standing under the coconut palm tree?
A. Hold onto your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job.

Lost Gnome Travel Pick-Up Line: Hey Gnirl, why don't you wander lust over this way?

Not Lost Gnome Wisdom: The best way to avoid holiday traffic to just stay home!

Q. How many gnomes does it take to change a street light bulb?
A. None. Gnomes can get away with more mischief in the dark.

Q. What did the alien ask its long lost gnome shipmate that just returned from vacation?
A. Where on Earth have you been?

Bartender at event horizon of Black Hole Pub says, "Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here." Gnome time traveler walks into a bar.

Troll travel agency offers packages to Gnoman's Land. Lady's gnight is Wednesday.

Did you fall from heaven? 'Cause your face is pretty messed up!Gnome in a vortexWhere Gnome Man Has Gone Before

Q. What happened when a manure truck ran over the garden gnomes?
A. They were shit out of luck.

Q. What sort of wit must a gnome lost in a dust storm have?
A. A dry sense of humor.

Q. How do you know your lost garden gnome was laughing when he was hit by a bolt of lightning?
A. He cracked up!

Q. Why are gnome joggers excused from jury duty?
A. Lawyers don't want to risk a runaway jury.

Q. Why do garden gnomes make terrible cops?
A. Because they keep planting evidence.

Q. Where do garden gnomes go when they want to get blown away?
A. The Windy City, Chicago.

Q. Why was the gnome asked to leave the nudist colony?
A. Because he kept poking his nose into everybody's business!

Q. How did the garden gnome go missing during his trip to Finland?
A. He disappeared in FinnAir!

Two gnomes were on a road trip to Denver. The sign said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and went home.

Cheesy Pick-Up Line: I'm glad the cheese stands alone 'cause it's easier to find you, Gnirl!Gnome Trivia: Gnomes ARE found in Nome, AlaskaYou can never go gnome again

Pick Up a Lost Garden Gnome Line: Hey little man, is your name GNorm? 'Cause you have enormous appeal.

Q. What did the lost gnome's Winebago say after it crashed?
A. Ouch, that was wheely unfortunate.

Q. What does a lost gnome call a conversation with the sun on a cloudless summer day?
A. Enlightening.

Q. What do you call an Alaskan gnome with a raging erection?
A. A frigid midget with a rigid digit.

Q. Which great vacation destination of the north is inhabited by many short, bearded beings?
A. Gnome, Alaska.

Q. Why was the lost gnome just standing in the middle of the busy intersection?
A. The Walk sign changed to Don't Walk, so he just stopped.

Q. What did the long lost gnome say when the fog of amnesia finally lifted?
A. You won't be mist!

OUCH! I hit my head on a bridge while river rafting on vacation. It would have been okay if viaduct! Gnome wonder I got amnesia!

Q. What did the lost gnomette say when asked how she found the weather on her vacation?
A. I just went outside, and there it was!

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| 19 | 20 | 21 | Gnome Dating Jokes | Gnome Pick-Up Lines | Cheesy Gnome Pick-Up Lines |
| Gnome Travel Jokes | Lost Gnomes | Crappy Gnome Puns | Creepy Gnomes | Musical Gnomes |
| Gnome Author Puns | Brainiac Gnome Jokes | Biker Gnome Jokes | Gnome Cheese Puns! |
| Garden Gnome Jokes | Weedy Funny Gnomes | Gnome Party Jokes | Sci-Fi Gnome Puns |
| Gym Troll Jokes | Gnome Diets | Chef Gnome Jokes | Entertaining Gnomes | Holiday Gnomes |


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