This
stinking gnome pun is just more bull.
Q.
What happened after the gnome got fired from his low-paying
waiter job?
A. He had a hard time putting food on the table.
Q.
Why are gnomes such great gardeners?
A. Because they're really down to earth guys.
Gnome
Pick Up Line: Hey Gnirl, if I followed you home, would you
keep me? |
Gnome
Buddy gnomes the trouble he's seen.
Q.
How many gnomes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten. One to screw in the bulb, and nine to stand on each
other's shoulders.
Gnome
Fact of the Day: You just gotta hand it to gnomes! 'Cause
they can't reach it by themselves...
Pick
Up a Garden Gnome Line: Hey guy, speaking of raised
beds...
|
Gnome
is striking up a compromise to a flaming debate.
Q.
How can you tell if you've been sexually assaulted by a
gnome while you were asleep in the backyard?
A. You wake up with a sore belly button.
Gardening
Point to Ponder: They say manure is good for tomatoes, but
gnomes gnow that totally ruins the sandwich. |