Gnome – Where is that, again?
What does a troll call his cottage?
A. Gnome Sweet Gnome.
Why don't gnomes tell secrets in the garden?
A. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Plus, the beanstalk!
Point to Ponder: They say manure is good for tomatoes, but
gnomes gnow that totally ruins the sandwich.
like the worst choice ever.
Why did the gnome banker decide to change careers?
A. Because he lost interest.
Why did the gnome throw money into the river?
A. Because he wanted to better understand cash flow.
Where is the one place a gnome can always find money?
A. In the dictionary!
on the Range Point to Ponder: Are gnomes native to America?
Do they risk deportation?
What happened when feuding garden gnomes waged a war using
A. The losing clan got turd debris burns.
Why are dung beetles so patient?
A. Because they're used to dealing with a load of shitty
What do gnomes call a shitty appetizer?
A. An entree-manure.