| Q.
Where do plastic citrus fruit live?
A. Orange County!
Q.
Which kind of citrus fruit do sailors like best?
A. Navel oranges!
Q.
Which kind of citrus fruit can explode and then come back
to you?
A. Boom-orange. |
Q.
Why was the orange so good at running races?
A. It was always juiced up and ready to go!
Q.
Why do oranges have such great eyesight?
A. They keep their eyes peeled!
Q.
How did the vegan couple feel about making their own pulp-free
orange juice?
A. It was a real strain.
|
Roses
are red, berries are blue, oranges are orange, and that's
why they're cool!
Q.
What did one orange ask another orange?
A. Do you speak Mandarin?
Q.
Why did the guy lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A. He couldn't concentrate, so they canned him. |
