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Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi!
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
To figure out how to send orange juice to WWII troops, researchers had to concentrate!

 


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Enjoy pumpkin puns, Broncos LOLs, tangerine color humor and citrus jokes that don't rhyme.

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(Because Rindless Orange Jokes and Pulpy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You Peel Like Laughing!)
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An Orange Asks: Orange you glad you saw this pun?What rhymes with orange? A. No, it doesn't!Q. Why don't oranges do well in school? A. Only orange juice can concentrate!

Q. Why do tanning lotions turn your skin orange?
A. Because it's made from tangerines!

Q. Where do plastic citrus fruit live?
A. Orange County!

High Country Sunset Painful Puns: Orange you glad you red all these Colorful Colorado jokes?

The time is ripe for more words that rhyme with orange.

Roses are red, berries are blue, oranges are orange, and that's why they're cool!

Pointed Pothead Poetry Point to Ponder: Orange you glad nothing rhymes with joint?

Q. Why are orange jokes so dumb?
A. Because oranges are afraid to concentrate.

Thirst Quenching Fact of the Day: The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy is a good example of pulp fiction.

Q. What did the bully do to the orange?
A. Beat him to a pulp.

Orange Habanero Peppers Say: Go Broncos! Orange is Hot!Q. Why did the orange go out with a prune? A. It couldn't find a date!A guy thought he was drowning in Coca-Cola, but it was just a Fanta sea!

Q. What do you call the extreme Broncos fans that live next door in the orange house with the blue trim?
A. The Neigh-bors.

Q. Why do Denver Broncos fans wear orange?
A. No rhyme, nor reason.

Orange you glad that last Denver Broncos pun blue you away?

Q. What does an orange sweat when it works out at the gym?
A. Orange juice.

Q. Which kind of citrus fruit do sailors like best?
A. Navel oranges!

Q. Why do oranges have such great vision?
A. They keep their eyes peeled!

Q. What do you call a sticky nightmare about swimming in an ocean of orange soda?
A. A Fanta Sea.

Q. What did the chick say to the rooster when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
A. Dad, look what mama-laid!

Q. Why was the orange so good at running races?
A. It was always juiced up and ready to go!

Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange cheese? Go Broncos!A farmer enjoys gazing at his pumkin patch becuase it's so gourd-geous!Cheesehead Hulk says: Hey Green Bay, why all the orange chees? Halloween was yesterday! Go Broncos!

Q. Why was the big Colorado dog still eating?
A. That blue brand grass-fed bison dog food gave him the orange munchies.

Q. Which cocktail is made of vodka, orange juice, sloe gin and Southern Comfort?
A. A Slow Comfortable Screw.

Drunken Point to Ponder: If you're an alcoholic if you drink too much vodka, then are you Fantastic if you drink too much orange soda?

Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.

Q. Why did the orange root veggie decide to wear a costume to Mardi Gras?
A. It was a mask-carrot party.

Q. Why are orange root veggies the coldest?
A. 'Cause they don't carrot at all.

Q. When should you put oranges in your beer?
A. Only once in a Blue Moon.

Denverite: I keep painting myself orange and blue.
Shrink: Are you a Broncos fan?
Patient: Yes.
Shrink: In Denver, that's perfectly normal.

Q. Where do many true blue (and orange) Denver Broncos fans live?
A. Mane Street in Downtown Littleton.

Q. Why are The Hulk's pants purple?
A. Because they orange green, due to basic color theory.

ET Chef Asks: Why did the blonde chef shave the peaches? A. Because the recipe called for nectarines!Q. What do you call a fat pumpkin? A. A Plumpkin!Q. What do you get if you cross an electric eel and a sponge? A. A shock absorber.

Q. Why are goldfish orange?
A. The water makes them rusty.

Q. Which Roman emperor was a ginger?
A. Orange Julius.

Orange Color Food Fact of the Day: Did you know a salad with carrots can become Caesar salad? Yes, if you stab it enough times...

Q. What are big, orange Halloween gourds truly afraid of?
A. Things that go pumpkin the night.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like an orange root vegetable.
Shrink: Calm down and don't get yourself into a stew!

Q. Which orange color veggie watches over all the elderly vegetables?
A. The carrot-aker.

Q. How many choreographed dancers does it take to peel an orange?
A. Five, six, seven, eight...

Q. Why did the Valencia orange tree get an award?
A. Because it was outstanding in its grove!

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