The
harried hamburger chef was so worried about the grill, that
he put everything else on the back burner.
Q.
Which patty really likes to over act?
A. Ham-Burger!
Q.
How can you stop somebody from stealing food hot off your
barbeque grill?
A. With a burger alarm!
Q.
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded not guilty?
A. I've been flamed!
Q.
Which kind of flame-broiled hamburger can see into your
future?
A. A Medium.
Q.
What do you call a pig thief who steals your lunch off the
grill?
A. A Hamburglar.
Q.
Why do the Hamburgers beat the Hot Dogs at every sport they
play?
A. Because Hot Dogs are the wurst!
Q.
Which Medieval knight really enjoyed cooking outdoors over
a fire?
A. Sir Loin. |
Q.
Why are sizzling grilled steaks such brilliant actors?
A. They give meaty performances, especially if they're prime.
Q.
How can you tell if your grilled beef steaks have a high
I.Q.?
A. They loin fast.
Q.
Do they serve grilled T-bone steaks in Transylvania?
A. Only very rarely.
Q.
How do all great backyard cookouts begin?
A. With a meat and greet.
Q.
What do grill masters call a phobia of German sausage?
A. Fearing the Wurst!
Q.
Why do all hot dogs look the same after coming off the grill?
A. Because they are in bread.
Q.
Why are hot dogs so angry, even before they hit the hot
grill?
A. Because they're always getting boiled.
Q.
Why did the blonde at the Colorado BBQ put a sweater on
her hot dog?
A. Because it was a chili dog!
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Q.
What spoiled the big Fourth of July beef steak BBQ?
A. When the hornets next door buzzed by by for a bite.
A
guy wanted to take home the leftovers from the BBQ, but
somebody else foiled his plans.
Q.
How can you stop somebody from stealing your grill?
A. With a burger alarm!
Q.
Which kind of humor always leaves a beef steak cold?
A. Biting wit and gnawing puns!
Q.
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time on the grill?
A. They chew the fat.
Q.
What is great about Facebook?
A. It's just super to keep up on all the barbeques you weren't
invited to.
Q.
What did the grill master say to the vegan?
A. Sorry, I can't listen to your rantings right now, while
more important things are at steak. |