| Waffle
House Pick Up Line: How
do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Q.
Who does a chicken farmer call if he thinks his henhouse
is haunted?
A. An egg-sorcist.
Q.
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a mountain?
A. A big eggroll.
Q.
How are golf balls like eggs?
A. They're white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you
have to buy more. |
Q.
What sort of humor do comedian chickens specialize in?
A. Funny Yolks.
Q.
How can you tell if your chicken is a comedian?
A. She tells funny yolks that crack you up.
Q.
Why did the chicken lay an egg on top of an axe?
A. She wanted to hatchet.
Q.
How can you tell if a chicken is a survivalist?
A. She lays pickled eggs.
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Q.
What do you call a volume of funny quips, puns, and riddles
for chickens?
A. A yolk book.
Q.
Did you hear about the chicken who only laid eggs during
winter?
A. She was no spring chicken.
Q.
What did the raccoons do after they raided the henhouse?
A. They enjoyed their poached eggs.
Q.
How do chickens leave the henhouse?
A. They use the eggs-it. |
