Which herb does a gourmet pirate chef add to his meals?
A. A few sprigs of paRRRsley.
Why is The Hulk such a good Internet gardener?
A. He always backs up his sage! And, he bides his thyme
How does your garden grow?
A. Only thyme will tell...
How does a hamburger acquire good tastes?
A. With a little seasoning.
How did the botanist at CU know he was destined to become
a renowned cannabis breeder in Colorado?
A. His name is Herb.
is the gift from the earth, and nothing worse, so before
you knock it try it first, to see it's a blessing and not
is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
Which vegetables are a plumber's favorites?
Where do onions and shallots go to have a few drinks?
A. The Salad Bar.
How do Colorado green chilie chefs live their lives?
A. They season the day.
What is big and green and sings?
A. Elvis Parsley.
tell one last Painful Pun about slicing onions,
but it would have you in tears...