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Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make pie? A. 3.14, but it only takes one cow!
Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands!

 


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Spread rich butter jokes, pat humor, lard laughs and puns that are dairy easy to eat up.

Butter Jokes, Churned Puns, Buttery Humor
(Because Greasy Jokes, Oleo Puns, and Dairy Cows Named Pat Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Real Butter Lovers!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Butter jokes, margarine puns, and buttery humor may cause your stomach to churn.
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Q. Why did a blonde toss butter out the window? A. To see butter fly, duh!When making non-dairy butter, there is little margarine for error. Q. Why was the crocery store always out of butter? A. Because butter flies!

If we got rid of all the margarine and oleo, the world would be a butter place.

Q. What is a dairy farmer's favorite gourd?
A. Butternut squash.

Funny Butter Fact of the Day: The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

Q. What do you churn to make forgetful butter?
A. Milk of Amnesia!

Q. What do you call a butter family reunion?
A. Meeting a butter from an udder mother.

Q. What did margarine say to oleo?
A. You butter back off, pal.

If I told you a rumor about better butter, would you spread it?

Great chef's always use genuine butter because then there's no maragine for error.

Q. What is the favorite tune of the wannabe fast order cook?
A. I Believe I Can Fry.

Cow Pun: A man assaulted me with milk, cream, and butter. How Dairy!Q. What do you call the last of the toast topping? A. The butter end!Chimp Chef Asks: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef? A. you get buttered up!

... And then they tossed mild cheddar at me and I thought how immature!

Did you hear about the new generic margarine? I cannot believe it's not called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

I've invented Alphabet Butter. Now we just need to spread the word.

Q. What did one slice of bread say to the other when he noticed there was butter and jelly on the table?
A. I guess we're toast.

Q. What do you call mayonnaise or margarine that's halfway toward its expiration date?
A. Middle-age spread.

Butter Pick-Up Line: Things would be a lot butter if you just come over here. I'm bready for you!

Happy Butter Day!Q. Why did the blonde throw butter out the window? A. She wanted to see butterfly.Q. What did toast say to its topping on Valentine's Day? A. You're my butter half!

More and more housewares stores are selling larger butter knives these days. They're really becoming widespread.

Butter Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I'm as smooth as butter on a steamy hot baked potato.

The Physics of Butter: The chance of bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.

Q. What did Pat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're my butter half.

Did you hear that butter is doing really, really well? Yes, in fact, it's on a roll!

Have you heard the joke about margarine? I'd tell you, but I prefer my humor unsaturated.

A new chef bought the old greasy spoon restaurnat but the current menu is an acquired taste!Egg Says: Happy Fried Day!What did an astronaut see in his skillet? Unidentified frying objects!

Q. Why are greasy food jokes so funny?
A. Because Ttey really butter you up.

Your teeth are so yellow. I can't believe they're not butter.

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in this pat!
Waiter: Yes sir, it's a butterfly.

Q. What does a French chef say when a buttery meal he makes completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
A. It hit despot.

Did you hear the hilarious joke about butter? Never mind – I shouldn't spread it.

Q. What does a French chef call the first draft of a new butter recipes cookbook?
A. A menuscript.

Q. Who wrote the toasty book, Born To Eat Unhealthy Fats?
A. Marge R. Rinn.

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