Puns, Pat Jokes, Buttered-Up Humor
rich butter jokes, pat humor, lard laughs and puns that are dairy easy
to eat up.
Proceed Cautiously! Butter jokes, margarine puns, and buttery humor
may cause your stomach to churn.
Butter Jokes, Churned Puns, Buttery Humor
(Because Greasy Jokes, Oleo
Puns, and Dairy Cows Named Pat Couldn't Be TOO
Mainstream for Real Butter Lovers!)
| Butter Jokes | Milk
| Bakery Puns |
Dessert Puns | Cookies | Snack
Jokes | Halloween Treats
| Chef Jokes | Dairy
Funny Cheese Jokes | Cheesy Gnome
Puns | Cheesy Cheese Come-Ons
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns
| Fitness LOLs, Dieting Jokes
we got rid of all the margarine and oleo, the world would
be a butter place.
What is a dairy farmer's favorite gourd?
A. Butternut squash.
Butter Fact of the Day: The hardness of the butter is directly
proportional to the softness of the bread.
What do you churn to make forgetful butter?
A. Milk of Amnesia!
What do you call a butter family reunion?
A. Meeting a butter from an udder mother.
What did margarine say to oleo?
A. You butter back off, pal.
I told you a rumor about better butter, would you
chef's always use genuine butter because then there's no
maragine for error.
What is the favorite tune of the wannabe fast order cook?
A. I Believe I Can Fry.
And then they tossed mild cheddar at me and I thought how
you hear about the new generic margarine? I cannot believe
it's not called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.
invented Alphabet Butter. Now we just need to spread
What did one slice of bread say to the other when he noticed
there was butter and jelly on the table?
A. I guess we're toast.
What do you call mayonnaise or margarine that's halfway
toward its expiration date?
A. Middle-age spread.
Pick-Up Line: Things would
be a lot butter if you just come over here. I'm bready for
and more housewares stores are selling larger butter knives
these days. They're really becoming widespread.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I'm as smooth as butter on a steamy hot baked potato.
Physics of Butter: The chance of bread falling with the
butter side down is directly proportional to the value of
What did Pat say to his girlfriend?
A. You're my butter half.
you hear that butter is doing really, really well? Yes,
in fact, it's on a roll!
you heard the joke about margarine? I'd tell you, but I
prefer my humor unsaturated.
Butter Jokes | Milk
| Eggs | Cheese
Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Ice
Cream | Cookie Candy Puns |
Why are greasy food jokes so funny?
A. Because Ttey really butter you up.
teeth are so yellow. I can't believe they're not butter.
Waiter, there's a fly in this pat!
Waiter: Yes sir, it's a butterfly.
What does a French chef say when a buttery meal he makes
completely satisfies a tyrannical ruler?
A. It hit despot.
you hear the hilarious joke about butter? Never mind –
I shouldn't spread it.
What does a French chef call the first draft of a new butter
A. A menuscript.
Who wrote the toasty book, Born To Eat Unhealthy Fats?
A. Marge R. Rinn.
Chef Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Chef
Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef
Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Gourmet Grins | Dinner
Jokes | Lunch LOLs | Kitchen
Gadget Jokes | Nut Jokes | Old
Chef LOLs |
| Restaurant Jokes | 2
| 3 | Waiter
| Italian Food | 2
| 3 | Pizza
Jokes | Pasta | Take
Out Food |
| Butcher Jokes | Steak
Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2
| Pork Jokes | Poultry
Puns | BBQ Grill Jokes |
| Deli Jokes | Burger
Puns | 2 | 3
| Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup
Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup
| Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex
Jokes | Seafood Puns | Pirate
Eats | Cop Cuisine | Breakfast
| Carrot Jokes | Corn
| Peppers | Pickle
Puns | 2 | 3
| Potato | Salad
| Tomato Jokes | Veggies
| Fruit Humor | 2
| 3 | Apple
Jokes | Banana Funs | 2
| 3 | Lemon
| Orange Puns | Strawberry
| Baker Jokes | 2
| Bread | Dessert
Puns | 2 | Pie
| Beverage | Coffee
| 2 | Soda
| Beer | Wine
| Snack Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes
| Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green
| Diet Puns | Gnome
Diet | Vegetarian, Vegan Puns | Fitness
Dieting Jokes | 2 | Grocery
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this far, so here's even more tasty
humor, rich laughter,
dairy funny jokes and toasty
painful puns that'll butter you up:
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
Colorado Jokes | Craft
Beer Jokes | Daily Puns | Farmer
Jokes | Furniture Jokes
| Gnome Joke! | Gym
| Hipster Humor | Funny
Money | Monster Jokes | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Psychic
Jokes | Religion Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Tech
Support Puns | Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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