Sentiment: In the cookies of life, good friends are the
How long does it take a diet dropout to eat dessert?
A. They usually take two or three seconds.
Do you know why I stopped you?
Blonde: Because I didn't pull out of the donut shop too
What is an electrician's favorite flavor of ice cream?
it comes to making dessert, you take the cake.
Sir, your eyes are red. Have you been smoking weed?
Motorist: Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?
When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A. When it feels crummy.
What do a cookie and a computer have in common?
A. They both have chips.
Which holiday is a policeman's favorite?
A. National Donut Day.