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Q. Why was the ice cream social canceled? A. The banan split with the cream!
Q. What does a thunder cloud give out on Valentine's Day? A. A box of shock-lates!
Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi!
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Dessert Jokes, Funny Sweets, Bakery Humor
Sample funny dessert jokes, tart pie puns, cold ice cream humor, and after dinner laughs.

Dessert Puns, Sweet Laughs, Funny Desserts
('Cause Sickeningly Sweet Puns and High Calorie Sugary Jokes Could Never Be Mainstream Enough for Dessert!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Just desserts and sweet puns may cause sticky fingers or tooth decay!
| Dessert Puns | 2 | Baker Jokes and Bakery Puns | 2 | Bread Jokes | Cookie Jokes, Candy Puns |
| Sweetie Valentine's Day Jokes | Sweet Birthday Party Puns | Fun Halloween Treats | Snacks |
| Coffee Puns, Java Jokes | 2 | Beverage Humor | Soda Funny Puns | Beer Jokes | Wine Humor |
| Fruity Humor | 2 | 3 | Apple Pi Puns | Banana Jokes | 2 | 3 | Orange Puns | Strawberry Jokes |

Q. How many pastry chefs does it take to make pie? A. 3.14, but it only takes one cow!Q. What do you call a Stormtrooper in an ice cream truck? A. A Snow Clone!Q. What do you call a dancing pie? A. Lemon Merengue. Ole!

Q. Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
A. There was a lot of turnover!

Q. What do Ben and Jerry get from an Alaskan cow?
A. Ice Cream.

Dunkin' Funny Dessert Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, you are just like my donut. You're half sweet and half nuts.

Q. What do you call a guy who's abandoned his diet?
A. A Desserter!

Q. What do you call a person who can sit on ice cream and tell you what flavor it is?
A. A smart ass!

Q. What is a zombie's favorite dessert?
A. A handshake.

Q. How do you make a lemon drop?
A. Hold it up high, and then let go.

Q. Why did the students eat their homework?
A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q. Which two things might a fruit-loving classic car buff have handy for dessert?
A. Peaches and chrome.

Sweet! It's Finally Pi Day!You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity!Q. What kind of dessert does a ghoul like? A. Ice scream!

Q. Why did the apple pie cry?
A. Because it's peelings were hurt!

Q. How many grams of protein are in a slice of apple pi?
A. 3.1459265.

Q. What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?
A. You're Nuts!

Q. Which folksong is actually about a fruity dessert pastry from New England?
A. Yankee Strudel.

Q. Which country does candy come from?
A. Sweeten!

Q. What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
A. Peach Gobbler!

Q. What does a monster crave for dessert?
A. Ghoul scout cookies.

Q. What does a chef call a dessert pastry topped by fresh lawn clippings?
A. Pie ala mowed!

Dessert Fact of the Day: An optimist sees the doughnut, a pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.

Q. Where do pirates keep their cookies? A. In a cookie jarrr!Q. Why does a chef give his lady pastry on Valentine's Day? A. He cannoli love her!Q. What is a pirate's favorite cookie? A. Chips Ahoy!

Sweet Sentiment: In the cookies of life, good friends are the chocolate chips.

Q. How long does it take a diet dropout to eat dessert?
A. They usually take two or three seconds.

Officer: Do you know why I stopped you?
Blonde: Because I didn't pull out of the donut shop too fast?

Q. What is an electrician's favorite flavor of ice cream?
A. Shock-a-lot!

When it comes to making dessert, you take the cake.

Cop: Sir, your eyes are red. Have you been smoking weed?
Motorist: Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?

Q. When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
A. When it feels crummy.

Q. What do a cookie and a computer have in common?
A. They both have chips.

Q. Which holiday is a policeman's favorite?
A. National Donut Day.

Happy Sunday!Q. How many grams of protein are in strawberry pi? A. 3.1415926589...Enjoy Your Sundae!

Q. Why did the Good Humor man's ice cream truck break down?
A. Because of the rocky road.

Q. How do astronauts eat their ice cream?
A. In floats!

Q. Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his yummy ice cream dessert?
A. Because he was stuffed.

Q. Why did everybody like that strawberry dessert so much?
A. Because it was so sweet.

Q. What did the pirate wear over one eye while eating dessert?
A. A strawberry patch!

Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Put it in the freezer!

Sign in a dairy store:
You can't beat our milk, but you can lick our ice cream.

Q. Why is there always candy at the cash register?
A. So that you'll buy some if it's a Payday.

Dessert Point to Ponder: Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Yummy Pick-Up Line: We're like cocoa and marshmallows. You're hot and I want to be on top of you!Q. What do weirdos and Christmas have in common? A. Furitcake!Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day. All I'm asking is ONE from you!

Q. Which exercise do elves at Santa's candy factory do to stay fit?
A. Peppermint twists.

Minty Fresh Holiday Grin: I met a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition.

Q. What did the holiday dessert baker put on the gingerbread man's bed?
A. A cookie sheet.

Q. What can you do with stale fruit cake?
A. Fruit cake can't get an more stale than it was in the first place!

Did you hear about the baker who made fair fruitcake? He was one slice short of a loaf.

If IFs and BUTs were candy and nuts, we'd all have fruitcake for Christmas.

Bakery Point to Ponder: Do cannibals eat gingerbread men for dessert?

Sweet Pick-Up Line: Gnome baker is dishing up chocolate. Maybe he's finally got a chance with the lady this time?

Q. What is the favorite chocolate candy of ground-dwelling gnomes?
A. Tootsie Trolls.

Q. What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?
A. Lifesavers!

| Dessert Puns | 2 | Baker Jokes | 2 | Bread | Beverage | Coffee | 2 | Soda Funny | Beer | Wine |
| Cookie Candy Puns | Ice Cream | Milk | Butter | Cheese Jokes | Cheese Gnomes | Egg Jokes |
| Fruit Humor | 2 | 3 | Apple Jokes | Banana Funs | 2 | 3 | Lemon | Orange Puns | Strawberry |
| Chef Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Chef Tunes | Gnome Chef Jokes | Chef Come-Ons | Foodie Humor |
| Italian Food | 2 | 3 | Pasta Puns | Restaurant Jokes | 2 | 3 | Pirate Cuisine | Seafood Puns |
| Butcher Jokes | Beef Jokes | 2 | Pork | Poultry Puns | Colorado Cuisine | Tex-Mex Jokes | BBQ |
| Deli Jokes | Burger Puns | 2 | 3 | Hot Dog LOLs | Ketchup Jokes, Mustard Puns | Herb | Soup |
| Carrot Jokes | Peppers | Pickle Puns | 2 | 3 | Potato Puns | Salad | Tomato Jokes | Veggies |
| Snack Jokes | Halloween Treats | Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Sci-Fi Food Jokes | Green Munchies |
| Diet Puns | Gnome Diet Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes, Vegan Puns | Fitness and Dieting Jokes | 2 |


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