| Q.
Which dance will a chicken never ever do?
A. The Fox Trot.
Q.
Why are cows such gifted dancers?
A. They're born hoofers.
Q.
How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A. You have to wait until she busts a moove.
Q.
What is the favorite ballet of pigs?
A. Swine Lake!
Q.
Why are horses such bad dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
Q.
Which South American dance do cattle often dance to?
A. The Rumpa!
Q.
Why do ballerina cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. What's the pointe? Because they lactose!
Q.
Where do tennis players go on a date?
A. The Tennis Ball.
Q.
Where do hosiery go dancing?
A. At a sock hop.
Q.
What is an insect's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug. |
Q.
What do you call a skeleton that won't get up at the disco
and dance?
A. Lazy Bones!
Q.
What did the skeleton Chippendale dancer choose for his
stage name?
A. Pelvis.
Q.
Who did the teen monster take to the school prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
Q.
Which dinosaurs were the first beak dancers?
A. Veloci-Rappers.
Q.
Where do butchers go to dance?
A. The meatball.
Q.
Why do pirates always win the Halloween dance competition?
A. 'Cause pirates really shake that booty!
Q.
Who wrote the book, Apparel For Dancers?
A. Leo Tard.
Q.
What is it called when you're unexpectedly arrive at a jazz
dancing club instead of the debutante ball?
A. Taken under waltz pretenses. |
Q.
What do you call a black-tie Christmas party?
A. The Snowball!
Q.
Which of Santa's reindeer moonlights as a choreographer?
A. Dancer.
Q.
Who is the disco elf's favorite reindeer?
A. Dancer.
Q. What do they call the senior prom at Sam Snowman High
School?
A. The Snow Ball.
Q.
What kind of dance parties do Colorado skiers attend?
A. Snow Balls!
Q.
Why can't Denver Broncos dance?
A. Because horses have two left feet.
Q.
Where do point guards take their dates to party after the
game?
A. To a basket ball.
Q.
What is a Mexican pickle's favorite dance?
A. La Cuke-aracha!
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dancers never die, but they do step away. |
