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Q. What do you call a dancing pie? A. Lemon Merengue. Ole!
Why was a fly daning on the top of a Coke bottle? Because it said "Twist To Open"
Your feet must hurt? You've been marching through my mind all day!
Q. Where do burgers like to go dancing? A. At a meat ball!
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Q. What did the sailors say when the hula dancer performed? A. Hip Hip Hooray! I used to be a tap dancer, until I fell into the sink.Q. Which ghoul is the best dancer? A. The boogie man!

Q. What happens when old limbo dancers die?
A. They go under.

Q. What is ketchup's favorite dance?
A. The Salsa!

Q. What's the worst thing about salsa dancing?
A. Getting the tomato stains out of your clothes afterward.

Q. What did the garden gnome say to the hula dancer during his vacation in Hawaii?
A. Gnoman is on island.

Q. What is the money that's spent on Hawaiian dance lessons called?
A. Hula moola.

Old dancers never die, they just step aside.

Q. How do you outsmart your mother-in-law who said she'll dance on your grave?
A. Get buried out at sea!

Q. How did the old Chippendale dancer die?
A. He lost his shirt.

Stepped Up Point to Ponder: If a tap dancer falls through the floor, is it just a stage he's going through?

Q. Which dance do all astronauts know?
A. The Moonwalk!

Q. Which dance do you want to avoid after eating Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The Turkey Trots.

Q. Why was the big dog such a horrible dancer?
A. Because he had two left feet!

Q. What happened after the dancer was killed at the stripper bar?
A. Now the place is haunted with en-tities.

Q. Why do hipster spirits like to dance at the cemetery?
A. Because it's an underground club.

Q. Why did the skeleton go to the disco?
A. He heard it was a hip joint.

Q. Why was the shoe salesman always dancing around on the job?
A. 'Cause he had a lot of sole.

Stepping Out Groan of the Day: She wanted to tango with her husband but couldn't get past his avoid-dance.

Q. What is a snake's favorite dance?
A. The Mamba.

Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A. His ghoul friend!Q. Where did the computer go to dance? A. To a Disc-O!Q. What is a vampire's favorite dance? A. The Fangdango!

Q. Which classic rock band is most requested at the zombie dance party?
A. The Grateful Dead.

Q. Which cheesy pop singer did skeletons groove to decades ago at the disco?
A. Bone Jovi.

Q. Why didn't the werewolf go to the dance?
A. He wanted to, but the full moon gave him paws...

Q. Where does a skeleton go to dance on Saturday night?
A. A hip joint.

Q. What is skeleton's favorite musical instrument to dance to?
A. Sax-a-bone!

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it!

Old go-go dancers never die, but they do get the boot.

Q. Why do computers like to dance?
A. They really enjoy the techno music at the disco!

Q. Which kind of retro dance party lighting do computers like best?
A. CISCO balls.

Q. What do you get if you cross a computer program and a ballerina?
A. The Nutcracker Suite.

Q. What happened at the Lord of The Rings disco?
A. It was Mordor on the dance floor.

Q. Which band's music makes the crowd hustle?
A. Panic at the Disco.

Q. What is a vampire's second favorite dance?
A. The Fango!

Q. Which ghost is the best disco dancer?
A. The Bogeyman!

Q. What did the ballerina say when she lost her shoe?
A. Sigh, this is pointeless!

Correographed Come-On: Hey girl, you're like the big dance number that opens the show you take my breath away.

Q. What is the name of the new documentary film about the famous dancer, Fred?
A. Astaire IS Born.

Q. Where do shortstops go to dance after winning the game?
A. The Base Ball.

Q. What do you call a pothead hula dancer? A. Shake 'N Bake!Q. Why do pirates always win dance contests? A. They know how to shake their booties!What is a pothead hula dancer's favorite day of the week? Fried Day!

Q. Which famous vocational school teaches students how to dance to the music of the '70s?
A. Disco Tech.

Customer: Waiter, is it possible to make a hamburger do the hula?
Waiter: Yes, order a burger and a shake!

Q. What do you get if you cross a hula dancer and a boxer?
A. Hawaiian Punch!

Q. How did the dancing mime kick the bucket?
A. He stubbed his pan-toe-mime.

Q. How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Five, six, seven, eight!

Q. What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed disco?
A. He pulled a mussel.

Q. Which music genre do pirates like dancing to the most?
A. Rum 'n Bass.

Q. Which dance do pirates in the Carribean enjoy most?
A. The Rum-ba.

Q. When the old soft shoe dancer died, how did he exit the stage?
A. He shuffled off to Buffalo.

Q. Which quaint activity involves English country gentlemen moving to music in tandem?
A. Squire dancing.

Q. What do you call it when a king has a question and needs to see a ballerina right away?
A. An immediate dancer.

Q. Why do garden gnomes have tiny balls?
A. Because so few of them know how to dance.

Stepping Out Hookup Line: Hey girl, will you be my dance partner? 'Cause then I can hold you all day.

Q. Who wrote the book, Costumes For Dance Practice?
A. Lee O. Tardz.

Q. Why did the old ballerina quit the ballet troop?
A. She no longer saw a pointe to it.

Q. How Do Chickens Dance? A. Chick to ChickQ. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A. He had no body to go with!Q. Where do elves go to dance? A. Christmas balls!

Q. Which dance will a chicken never ever do?
A. The Fox Trot.

Q. Why are cows such gifted dancers?
A. They're born hoofers.

Q. How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A. You have to wait until she busts a moove.

Q. What is the favorite ballet of pigs?
A. Swine Lake!

Q. Why are horses such bad dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!

Q. Which South American dance do cattle often dance to?
A. The Rumpa!

Q. Why do ballerina cows have hooves instead of feet?
A. What's the pointe? Because they lactose!

Q. Where do tennis players go on a date?
A. The Tennis Ball.

Q. Where do hosiery go dancing?
A. At a sock hop.

Q. What is an insect's favorite dance step?
A. The Jitterbug.

Q. What do you call a skeleton that won't get up at the disco and dance?
A. Lazy Bones!

Q. What did the skeleton Chippendale dancer choose for his stage name?
A. Pelvis.

Q. Who did the teen monster take to the school prom?
A. His ghoul friend.

Q. Which dinosaurs were the first beak dancers?
A. Veloci-Rappers.

Q. Where do butchers go to dance?
A. The meatball.

Q. Why do pirates always win the Halloween dance competition?
A. 'Cause pirates really shake that booty!

Q. Who wrote the book, Apparel For Dancers?
A. Leo Tard.

Q. What is it called when you're unexpectedly arrive at a jazz dancing club instead of the debutante ball?
A. Taken under waltz pretenses.

Q. What do you call a black-tie Christmas party?
A. The Snowball!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer moonlights as a choreographer?
A. Dancer.

Q. Who is the disco elf's favorite reindeer?
A. Dancer.

Q. What do they call the senior prom at Sam Snowman High School?
A. The Snow Ball.

Q. What kind of dance parties do Colorado skiers attend?
A. Snow Balls!

Q. Why can't Denver Broncos dance?
A. Because horses have two left feet.

Q. Where do point guards take their dates to party after the game?
A. To a basket ball.

Q. What is a Mexican pickle's favorite dance?
A. La Cuke-aracha!

Old dancers never die, but they do step away.

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