| Q.
Why did Count Dracula take up acting?
A. Because it was in his blood.
Q.
What is a vampire's favorite circus act?
A. He really goes for the juggler.
Q.
If a van with four actors drives off a cliff, what is the
tragedy in that?
A. You can fit more than four in a van.
Q.
What does the Hollywood bakery call bread that only appears
for a short time?
A. Cameo Rolls. |
Q.
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but 99 other actors will claim they could have
done it better.
Q.
What is the favorite movie of dentists?
A. Plaque To The Future.
Q.
Who wrote the book, Costumes For Dance Practice?
A. Lee O. Tard.
Q.
How did the old soft shoe dancer die?
A. He shuffled off to Buffalo.
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Q.
Which material is usually used to make clown suits?
A. Poly-jester.
Q.
Do cautious parents monitor what their children watch on
TV?
A. Yes, they must go through proper channels.
Patient:
Doc, I think I'm losing my hearing.
Doctor: What are the symptons?
Patient: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. |
