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(Because Overly Dramatic Jokes and Hammy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Method Actors or Mimes!)
Warning: Emote at Your Own Risk! Movie star humor, funny actor jokes, and pantomime puns ahead.
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Q. Why did a cheesy street performer insist his audience sit in a circle? A. So that he'd get a round of applause!Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him!Q. Why did the vampire become an actor? A. He wanted a part he could dig his teeth into!

Q. What is the hardest thing for a mime to do?
A. Think outside the box.

Q. How does a method actor portray a silent tree?
A. By plant-omime.

Q. What did the guy say when his buds told him not to bother seeing that new boring film?
A. Dully noted.

Q. How do you make a juggler laugh?
A. Just tickle his balls!

Q. What caused the death of the old circus juggler?
A. His balls dropped – while he was juggling knives.

Q. Which dialect does an orator use to reach an audience full of anxious dog owners?
A. Speaking-ese.

Q. Why did Dr. Frankenstein give up his dream to become an actor?
A. Because he couldn't get the parts.

Q. What happened when Walt Disney passed away?
A. He went into a state of suspended animation.

Q. Why was Don Rickles so famous in classic comedy?
A. Because of his expert tease.

Q. How do you get up to actor Costner's apartment? A. You take the stairway to Kevin!Q. What did the sailors say when the hula dancer performed? A. Hip Hip Hooray!Q. What do you call it if somebody likes everything actor Pitt does? A. Brad taste!

Q. Why did the pirate clown leave the cheesy circus?
A. Since he only had one leg, he couldn't get his Stilton.

Q. What was the cheesiest 1992 military drama?
A. A Few Gouda Men.

Q. Which offbeat movie compares the lives of poet Oscar and actor Monty?
A. Wilde and Woolley.

Q. What do you call an acting troup made up entirely of blondes?
A. Fair play.

Q. Why are the best actors always such good pool players?
A. Because they know their cues.

Q. Which film was about really bad race car auto mechanics?
A. The Last and the Furious.

Q. Why won't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they taste funny.

Q. Why did the guy quit his job at the clown shoe factory?
A. Because it was no small feet.

Q. How do you kill a circus clown act?
A. Just go for the juggler.

Q. What is a heckler's favorite mantra?
A. Just Boo It!

Q. How are the most successful male models paid? A. Handsomely!Q. Which silent movie actor liked a lake in Vermont? A. Charlie Champlain!Did you hear that Sigma, The Master, and The Abzorbaloff are making a movie? It's called, "The Odd, The Bad, and The Ugly!"

Q. What is it called when a silent street performer is crippled?
A. Critically mimed.

Q. Why did the circus clown wear loud socks?
A. So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Q. What is the name of the new cable channel that only airs shows about nuclear reactions?
A. Tele-fission.

Q. What happened to the human cannonball?
A. He got fired.

Q. Which circus performers can see in the dark?
A. The acro-bats.

Q. Which Sesame Street character was launched into space to explore the red planet?
A. Mars Grover.

Did you hear about the mailman who took up acting? He did have stage presence, but his delivery was bad.

Q. Which famous movie director was actually a native of a planet close to Earth?
A. Martian Scorsese.

Galactic Point to Ponder: In the future, will people living in orbit be able to watch TV on space stations?

Q. Who does a movie star vampire get letters from? A. His Fang Club!Q. Which Hollywood actress was great with a lasso? A. Riata Hayworth!If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring!

Q. Why did Count Dracula take up acting?
A. Because it was in his blood.

Q. What is a vampire's favorite circus act?
A. He really goes for the juggler.

Q. If a van with four actors drives off a cliff, what is the tragedy in that?
A. You can fit more than four in a van.

Q. What does the Hollywood bakery call bread that only appears for a short time?
A. Cameo Rolls.

Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but 99 other actors will claim they could have done it better.

Q. What is the favorite movie of dentists?
A. Plaque To The Future.

Q. Who wrote the book, Costumes For Dance Practice?
A. Lee O. Tard.

Q. How did the old soft shoe dancer die?
A. He shuffled off to Buffalo.

Q. Which material is usually used to make clown suits?
A. Poly-jester.

Q. Do cautious parents monitor what their children watch on TV?
A. Yes, they must go through proper channels.

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Doctor: What are the symptons?
Patient: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie.

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