Q. Which is a stoner's favorite Colorado Symphony Orchestra song?
A. Beethoven's 420 Symphony.

Q. What is Batman's favorite pot song?
A. The Joker by Steve Miller Band.

Q. What is a Sublime fan's favorite song after he's fired two blunts, burned two spliffs, and toked two doobies?
A. Smoke Two Joints.

Q. Which marijuana song should not be considered the butt of stoner jokes?
A. Doobie Ashtray by Devin the Dude.

Stoner Groupie Pick-Up Line: Hey, I can be your buzz amplifier.

Q. What's the all-time classiest blues diddy about marijuana?
A. Champagne and Reefer by Muddy Waters.

Did you hear about the stoner guitar player who was stressed? He was all strung out.

Rockin' 420 Quip: Dude, this song smells amazing!

Q. Which song made 1981 a very rasta year?
A. Pass the Kutchie by Mutabaruka.

Q. What are a Coloradan's all-time fave cannabis songs?
A. You Don't Know How It Feels and Last Dance with Mary Jane by Tom Petty. (R.I.P. Buddy.)

Did you hear about the Denver street musician who died while smoking weed rolled in a dollar bill? At least he went out on a high note…

Q. Which potent pot song were stoners reddy for in 1975?
A. Panama Red by New Riders of the Purple Sage.

Q. Which Red-headed stranger song is wafting around you right now?
A. Roll Me Up by Willie Nelson.

Red, Green, Blue 420 point to ponder: In dog years, Willie Nelson is 420, isn't he?

Q. Which marijuana song has been stuck in your head since 2015?
A. It's All Going to Pot by Willie Nelson.

Q. Why did the pothead leave milk and edible cookies out on 420 eve?
A. For Willie Nelson.

Q. Which marijuana song about raps it up?
A. High All the Time by 50 Cent.

Q. What is a Sublime fan's favorite song?
A. Just one? No way!
What I Got, Garden Grove, Wrong Way, Seed, Jailhouse, Pawn Shop, Paddle Out, Get Ready, Caress Me Down...

Q. What did the cheesy pop vocalist name his new pot shop?
A. One Hit Wonder.

Hoppy 420 Quip: I'm high on Green Day and life, in a green way!

Q. Which marijuana song is a favorite of Coloradans living higher than 5280 feet?
A. Because I Got High by Afroman.

Q. Which marijuana song pretty much summed up the year 1968?
A. Let's Go Get Stoned by Ray Charles.

Q. What happens after sad marijuana plants hear happy stoner songs?
A. It's a releaf!

Q. Which pot song is dandy, if you're a viper stoner?
A. Reefer Song by Fats Waller.

Stoner Anti Pick-Up Line: You are right! It appears that smoking weed makes you stupid, 'cause the more I smoke, the dumber your new song sounds.

Q. What is a Wailer's favorite ganja song?
A. Legalize It by Peter Tosh.

Q. What is Ozzy's favorite stoner tune?
A. Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.

Q. Which song do '80s potheads fondly remember?
A. Reefer Head Woman by Aerosmith.

Q. Which pot song do girl's shoes salesmen enjoy most?
A. Mary Jane by Rick James.

Rockin' Colorado Hit: Dude, this song smells like Redrocks Amphitheatre!

Q. What is a Colorado pothead's favorite song?
A. Any song by Radiohead!

Q. What song is great to listen to while you're rolling up some blunts?
A. Crumblin' Erb by OutKast.

Q. Huh? What was the marijuana music trivia question again?
A. It doesn't matter. The answer is: Hash Pipe by Weezer.

Q. Which weed song offers romance tips for stoners?
A. Weed Instead of Roses by Ashley Monroe.

Q. What is a redheaded stranger's favorite weed song?
A. Weed With Willy by Toby Keith.

Q. Which hazy tune should be on your top 420 playlist?
A. Smoke a Little Smoke by Eric Church.

Q. Which classic pot song is still growing green today?
A. Don't Step on the Grass by Steppenwolf.

Q. Which song does the gym across the street from the pot shop always play?
A. James Joint by Rhianna.

Q. Which tie-dyed melody became a cult classic?
A. Smoke Two Joints by The Toyes.

Q. Tomorrow, which songs won't a pothead remember hearing tonight?
A. Gin and Juice and Young, Wild & Free by Snoop Dog.

Q. Which weed song is inspiring when you've run out of rolling papers?
A. Hits from the Bong by Cypress Hill.

Q. Which remake marijuana song fired up the post disco generation of stoners?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by Little Feat.

Q. Which weed song really beats?
A. Marijuana by Kid Cudi.

Q. What is an old hippie stoner's favorite song?
A. One Toke Over the Line by Brewer & Shipley.

Q. Why did the drummer really rock out after consuming cannabis edibles?
A. He had lots of Infusiasm.

Q. Which version of a famous stoner song was Humphrey's favorite?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by Country Joe and The Fish.

Q. Why do Denver musicians like playing a Mile High?
A. Because of the view up here!

Q. What is a Colorado pothead's favorite tune?
A. Okay Computer, play any Creep song by Radiohead!

Q. Eh, what is the new pothead anthem of the Great White North?
A. O, Cannabis!

Q. What is every stoner's favorite marijuana song of all time?
A. You Don't Know How It Feels by Tom Petty.

Q. Which song from Easy Rider stoked up an entire generation?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by The Fraternity of Man.

Q. What's a 70s pothead's favorite metal song?
A. Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.

Hip Hop Factoid of the Day: No, Puff Daddy isn't a new strain of Indica.

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