Why did the tourist's luggage start to cry?
A. Because he had emotional baggage.
What did the alien ask its shipmate that just returned from
A. Where on Earth have you been?
Why didn't the quantum chicken have to cross the road to
go on vacation?
A. She was already on both sides.
Why does it take so long for the highway crew to clean off
all the slime after a big mudslide?
A. Because its oozier said than done!
Pick-Up Line: Bae, if
you were a TSA agent, I'd be happy to get a body scan.
Why aren't there more funny automobile road trip jokes?
A. Because car puns are so exhausting!
Why should you tell an asphalt joke before you tell a dirt
A. Because it will pave the way to big groans.
Travel Points to Ponder: If you run behind your car, you'll
get exhausted. If you walk in front of a car, you'll get
Where do many flat tires occur?
A. Where there is a fork in the road!
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
did you overstay your Visa? 'Cause you are looking fine!
What kind of car does a proctologist drive on a road trip?
A. A brown Ford Probe.
Would you like to hear the joke about the limosine again?
A. No, it's too long...
What do you call a road that's oddly elastic and springy?
A. Highway rubbery.
blondes were traveling on a road trip to Denver. The sign
said, "Denver Left," so they started crying and
Pick-Up Line: Girl, there
is Norway you're driving off before I get your number.