Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Save a ship.
Ride a pirate!
Q.
Why do all pirates carry a bar of soap on them at all times?
A. In case they need to wash up ashore.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Aye, ye shall
prepare to be boarded!
Q.
Where do high seas sailors keep singing seahorses?
A. In a coral choral corral.
Q.
Why did Edison fill his attic with helium?
A. Because he wanted a light house.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: A good pirate
goes down with his ship? Wanna go down with me? |
Q.
Which pirate, with no arms or legs, fell overboard?
A. Bob.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a marooned sailor with a
sea cow?
A. Humanatee.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Ahoy Lass!
How about we go back to me ship and rock the boat?
Q.
What kind of music do sea sailors listen to aboard a dingy?
A. Rock n Row.
Q.
Which kind of doll will you find in the ocean?
A. The doll-fin.
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Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Lassie, not
only do I have a ship, but it's a long one.
Q.
What happened to the dancing pirate who went to the seafood-themed
disco?
A. He pulled a mussel.
Q.
How can you make sure a dock gets a fair trial?
A. Have the case decided by a jury of its piers.
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Wanna come
back to my home port and see my dock?
Pirate
Pick-Up Line: Ahoy, wench!
Would ye like the honor of scraping the barnacles off me
rudderRR? |