| Q.
What do pirates use their cell phones for?
A. Booty calls.
Q.
Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?
A. Because he couldn't afford an iPad.
Q.
Why do pirates love the night?
A. Because they do not fear the daRRRk.
Q.
How did the optometrist greet his new pirate patient?
A. Aye, aye!
Q.
What does a pirate use to remedy security issues in his
computer?
A. An eye patch. |
Q.
How does a landlubber pirate get to the top of a skyscraper?
A. He takes the elevatoRRR!
Q.
How are trumpets like pirates?
A. They both murder in the high Cs.
Q.
Why do pirates like to be on shore leave for Thanksgiving?
A. They're always asked to caRRRve the turkey!
Q.
Where do pirates spend the night on shore leave?
A. At the ARRmada Inn.
|
High
Seas Point to Ponder: Does the book about the moon's effects
on the world’s oceans have a tidal page?
Q.
What is the name of the Black Pearl's extra captain?
A. Jack Spare-row.
Q.
In which U.S. state do elderly pirates prefer to retire?
A. ARRizona.
Pirates
know that playing the hautboy (oboe) is a lot like throwing
a javelin blindfolded. You don't have to be very good to
get a lot of people's attention! |
