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Q. Why was teh rancher arrested at the gym? A. He was hurting his calves!
Q. How does a physicist exercise? A. By pmping ion!
A guy at the gym fell off the treadmill because he wasn't exercising caution!
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Lift weighty barbell jokes, reps of workout humor, buff pec puns and funny gym grunts.

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(Because Pumped Up Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Fitness Buffs, Gym Rats, or Bodybuilders!)
Warning: Excercise Caution! Ripped jokes, weighty gym humor, pec puns and strongman pick-up lines ahead.
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Q. Which exercise do hairdressers do at the gym? A. Curls!Q. Why did the gym close down? A. It just wasn't working out!My wife is so unfamiliar with the gym, that she calls it James!

Q. What do you call guys who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons.

Q. What happens when you're the only one at the gym using the speed bag?
A. There's no punch line!

Q. Why did the blonde stop using the exercise bike at the gym?
A. 'Cause she simply wasn't getting anywhere.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, do you have any tape? 'Cause I'm totally ripped.

Workout Groan of the Day: A new guy joined the gym and dropped 10 pounds very quickly. Luckily, it missed his foot!

Q. What do you call a fitness center that's dirty and smells like socks?
A. Gym-nasty-um.

Workout Wisecrack: Somebody call the Coroner! I just killed my workout!

A sign at my gym reads: Nothing Is Impossible!" Yeah, nothing except trying to cancel your gym membership...

Gym Factoid: Did you realize that Dr. Frankenstein was actually the first bodybuilder?

Q. What do seven days without exercise make?
A. One weak!

Workout Point to Ponder: If the guys at the gym call you a big fat loser, is that a dis or a huge compliment?

Q. Why did the gym have a really hard time attracting new members?
A. It was on the third floor of a building without an elevator.

Hulk Asks: What do you call the heavy breathing someone makes while trying to hold a yoga pose? A. Yoga Pants!The bodybuilder knew he was in love after experiencing strong feelings!Hulk Asks: What do you get if you cross a body builder and a peeping Tom? A. Amazing Peeks!

Q. What is an inverted pigeon in yoga class?
A. It's what's under the downward dog.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Did you get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!

Funny Fitness Failure: I forgot to go to yoga yesterday. That makes five years in a row...

Q. What is an easy way to add squats to your daily routine?
A. Move the beer to the bottom shelf of the fridge.

Q. What did the bodybuilder say when his girlfriend dumped him for some other gym rat?
A. I'm feelin' the burn.

Workout Wisecrack: They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. Well, that's where I get the most resistance...

Q. Why did the newbie weightlifter get fed up and quit the gym?
A. Because his name is Max and he really hated all the jokes.

Q. Which exercises did ancient Romans do to keep in shape?
A. Pontius Pilates.

Gym Joke of the Day: Gymnasium means naked exercise in ancient Greek. But don't try that line on the health club receptionist!

Funny Fitness Failure: I met my ex-wife at the gym, but we just didn't workout.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, now it's your turn to spot me, 'cause I spotted you all the way across the room when you walked in.

Q. What does Batman do for exercise? A. AeroBATics!Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!Q. What did the group of sedentary executives with expanding waistlines call their worouts? A. Middle Management!

Workout Wisecrack: I wish the gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Q. Why didn't the dinosaur go to the gym?
A. 'Cause he did not believe in the survival of the fittest. OUCH!

Q. Why was the blonde hiding from exercise?
A. Because she was in the Fitness Protection Program.

Bodybuilder Chat Up Line: Hey big guy, you sure look swole!

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, let's do lunge!

Gym Joke of the Day: Never even attempt to do squats on Taco Tuesday!

Workout Point to Ponder: If an apple exercises, is that called a core workout?

Q. Why did the oyster go to the gym?
A. 'Cause it's good for the mussels.

Pumped Up Pick-Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.

Workout Wisecrack: I love doing crunches: Doritos, popcorn, pretzels...

Q. Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.

Q. Why did the blonde bodybuilder change her workout clothes?
A. Somebody said she was ripped.

Bodybuilder Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, how'd you like to work in a few reps over at my place?

Did you hear about the arm wrestler  who was about to win? He had the match well in hand!Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs? A. A germ-nasium!Gym Joke: Gnome body builders are not ab-gnormal!

Q. How does a physicist exercise at the gym?
A. By pumping ion!

Today's Type 2 Fitness Failure: It is so unfortunate that the only thing so many Americans exercise is their freedom of speech.

Q. Why is it hard to miss the pumped up muscleman standing over there?
A. Because he's burly recognizable.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another ten times?

Q. What condition do you have if you're sick of going to your workout venue?
A. Gym Nausea-m.

Q. What is a mortician's favorite workout at the gym?
A. Deadlifting.

Q. Where do green aliens go for a good workout?
A. Planet Fitness.

Q. Why did the newbie listen to her fitness trainer?
A. Because he always did things as he saw fit.

Q. How did the wimpy personal trainer quit his job at the gym?
A. He handed in his too-weak notice.

Gym Joke of the Day: People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill.

Q. What do some paid athletes take for peak performance?
A. Pro-team supplements.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Are your legs tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all night.

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