you hear about the new gym, Resolutions? They feature workout
equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the
rest of the year.
didn't make it to the gym today. That makes three years
in a row...
Type 2 Fitness Failure: It is so unfortunate that the only
thing so many Americans exercise is their freedom of speech.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
my weights are all free.
How can you tell your tennis opponent isn't happy with your
A. He keeps returning it!
Which sport are waiters really good at?
A. Tennis, because they're such great servers.
Where do gluttons prefer to play tennis?
A. At the food court.
What time is the best to strike up a tennis match?
A. Shoot for around ten-ish.
Wisecrack: I love doing crunches: Doritos, popcorn, pretzels...
What did the newbie at the gym say to the female bodybuilder
A. Those really are super sets.
Wisecrack: Remember, your brain needs exercise, too. So,
spend lots of time thinking up excuses not to work out.
Why did the blonde dieter get kicked out of Fat Fighters
at her first visit?
A. Because they did not offer sumo wrestling there.