Q. How do pins feel about Painful bowling Puns?
A. It's a split outcome, but most fall over laughing.

Please, spare us the bowling jokes!

Q. Why are bowling pins unionized?
A. Because going on strike is just part of the job.

Bowling Pick-Up Line: Are you 300? Wanna be my old lady?

Police report that there have been a lot of thefts at the local bowling alley and warn that the criminals are likely to strike again.

Q. Why did the gym named James shut down?
A. It just didn't work out.

Q. Why did the blonde get kicked out of the gym during kickboxing class?
A. 'Cause the gym didn't have a kickboxing class!

Gym Pick-Up Line: Did you take your Flintstones vitamin today? 'Cause I wanna make your Bedrock.

Q. What do you call a naughty young athlete?
A. A sports brat.

Q. What do some paid athletes take for peak performance?
A. Pro-team supplements.

Q. Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
A. Because they're always dribbling.

Q. Why can't tomatoes ever beat lettuce in a race?
A. Because lettuce is always a head, and tomatoes have to ketchup!

Q. Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
A. Because education pays off in the long run!

Q. What happens when you're the only one at the gym using the speed bag?
A. There's no punch line!

Gym Joke of the Day: Gymnasium means naked exercise in ancient Greek. But don't try that line on the health club receptionist!

Workout Wisecrack: I wish the gym had a stationary bike built for two.

Q. Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
A. The batter.

Q. What do baseball players eat at White Castle?
A. Sliders.

Q. Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
A. 'Cause they don't know where home is.

Funny Fitness Failure: I forgot to go to yoga yesterday. That makes five years in a row...

Gym Pick-Up Line: Did you get those yoga pants on sale? 'Cause at my place, they're 100% off!

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Q. What do runners do when they forget something?
A. They jog their memory!

Q. How can you tell if you're in a mixed race family?
A. Your mom likes the relay, and your dad runs on about the Boaston Marathon.

How do you know somebody has run a marathon? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
– Jimmy Fallon

Run like you stole something.
– Unknown

Q. What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
A. Resistance Training!

Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. He took a short cut!

Q. Why did the marathon runner sprint at the beginning of the race?
A. His pacemaker was malfunctioning.

Q. Why is it impossible to win a race against a runner from Finland?
A. 'Cause before you even start, they are already Finnish.

Q What was the impolite golfer's problem?
A. He was not addressing the ball properly.

A golfer was standing ot the tee overlooking a river and see two fishermen out there. He turns to his golf buddy and says, "Look at those two morons fishing in the rain."

Q. What does a golfer's diet consist of?
A. Living on the greens as much as possible.

Q. Where do high society golfers go on a date?
A. To the Golf Ball.

Did you hear about the new gym, Resolutions? They feature workout equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the rest of the year.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes three years in a row...

Today's Type 2 Fitness Failure: It is so unfortunate that the only thing so many Americans exercise is their freedom of speech.

Bodybuilder Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, my weights are all free.

Q. How can you tell your tennis opponent isn't happy with your serve?
A. He keeps returning it!

Q. Which sport are waiters really good at?
A. Tennis, because they're such great servers.

Q. Where do gluttons prefer to play tennis?
A. At the food court.

Q. What time is the best to strike up a tennis match?
A. Shoot for around ten-ish.

Workout Wisecrack: I love doing crunches: Doritos, popcorn, pretzels...

Q. What did the newbie at the gym say to the female bodybuilder twins?
A. Those really are super sets.

Workout Wisecrack: Remember, your brain needs exercise, too. So, spend lots of time thinking up excuses not to work out.

Q. Why did the blonde dieter get kicked out of Fat Fighters at her first visit?
A. Because they did not offer sumo wrestling there.

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