Pun of the Day: Gutter humor has its puns and cons...
What do bowling league lovers vow when they get married?
A. Let's never split!
Pick-Up Line: Are you a
7-10 split? 'Cause I'd like to pick you up!
Pick-Up Line: Bowling is
the sport for guys who like to strike out with the ladies.
Trivia: Did you know that the best football players are
Where do basketball players get their coffee?
A. At Dunkin' Donuts!
Why do college basketball players get so excited when the
make it to the last hole in golf?
A. 'Cause they love the final fore!
Why did the basketball player sign up for a crafting class?
A. He wanted to learn how to make baskets.
Why are spiders such great basketball players?
A. Because they're all eight-footers!
Why don't baseball players join unions?
A. They don't like to be called out on strike.
Why do the ladies love baseball?
A. Because diamonds are a girl's best friend!
Why did the baseball player decide to shut down his website?
A. It just wasn't getting any hits.
Point to Ponder: Low wage workers play basketball, tradesmen
go bowling, middle managers play softball,
and CEOs play golf. So, does that mean the higher you climb,
the smaller your balls get?