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Q. Which sport was invented by pigs? A. Mud Wrestling!
Q. What can you serve but never eat? A. A Volleyball!
Q. Why was the pirate a boxing champion? A. Because of his powerful left hook!
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| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
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| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

Q How good was the pirate's golf game? A. Parrr!Q. What is the pig baseball player's favorite position? A. Short Slop!Batman Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!

Golfer: Please stop checking your watch all the time. That's very distracting.
Caddie: Sir, it's not a watch; it's a compass.

Q. How can you tell it's too wet on the course to play golf?
A. Your golf cart capsizes.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton like to play golf?
A. His heart just was not in it.

Q. What does it mean when your golf partner can't remember if he shot a five or a six?
A. Likely, he shot a seven.

Q. What ultimately makes a great golfer?
A. A driving ambition.

Q. Which sport is the first to be mentioned in the Bible?
A. Baseball. Genesis says: In the big inning.

Q. Why do flashy transvestites just love baseball games?
A. 'Cause diamonds are a girl's best friend.

Did you hear about the former baseball player who's now a standup comedian? He fouls the crowd over and leaves them all in stitches.

Q. What has 18 legs, spits, and catches flies?
A. A baseball team.

Q. Why don't male cattle like baseball?
A. Because of the bullpens.

Muscular Joke of the Day: If you notice bodybuilders at the gym getting erections while they work it, don't freak out. It's just called: "Bulking Up."

Q. What do you call the punishment the crook was given, where he had to run on a treadmill while in lockup?
A. A run-on sentence.

Fit and Flexible Joke of the Day: Doing yoga got me out of the habit of biting my fingernails. Now, I bite my toenails.

Pumped Up Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is there an exotic vet around here? 'Cause your pythons are sick!

Q. What did the dentist say to the hockey player? A. You have nice even teet. Unfortunately, you're missing 1, 3, and 5!Q. What do you call it when high winds ruin your outdoor event? A. Uninvited gusts!Q. What is a vampire's favorite game? A. Batminton!

Q. What do you call a monkey who wins the Stanley Cup?
A. Chimp-ion!

Q. What does a cowboy ride to a hockey game?
A. A Zam-Pony!

Q. Why don't carpenters play hockey?
A. They always end up nailed to the boards!

Q. Which Big Apple hockey team has members from northern Scotland?
A. The New York Highlanders.

You might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high gusts are bothering you. And, you might be in Boulder if high guests bother you. You might be outside a pot shop, if nothing bothers you.

Inclement Weather Groan: During Colorado outdoor sports, if you don't get hit by lightning or hail, you might as well just go along with the flow.

Q. Why didn't the hockey team win a game?
A. Because they always had more penalties than you could shake a stick at.

Q. What do you get if you cross the Invisible Man with a pro badminton player?
A. A badminton match like nobody's ever seen!

Q. Why do birdies hate Badminton?
A. Being shuttlecocked sounds terrifying!

My dog, Minton, ate two shuttlecocks. Bad, bad, Minton!

Q. What did the guy do after winning the racquetball tournament?
A. He bounced off the walls.

Strong aging cheese failed to medal at the olympics, because it tripped at the final curdle.Did you hear about the blonde water polo player? Her horse drowned!Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the team? A. Because she ran away from the ball!

Q. What did the hotdog athlete say when the team won the championship?
A. I'm a wiener!

Q. What do you call commercials shown during the summer and winter global games?
A. Olympi-ads.

Q. Who wrote the gold medal book, Winning the Olympic Trials?
A. Will E. Qualify.

Q. Which kind of car does a lacrosse player prefer?
A. A Dodge.

Q. Why didn't the busty blonde doing the backstroke panic when she saw a shark fin nearby?
A. Duh, 'cause it was a man-eating shark!

The sporting goods store had a huge sale on canoes. It was really quite an oar deal.

Q. Which swimming stroke are sheep really great at?
A. The baackstroke.

Q. Which direction do chickens swim?
A. Cluck-wise.

Q. What is it called when the dinosaur on the soccer team makes a goal?
A. A Dino-Score!

Q. How is whipped cream just like a losing soccer team?
A. Both have been beaten.

Q. What really lights up a soccer stadium?
A. A soccer match!

Q. What do you call the monkey that made the winning soccer goal?
A. Chimpion!

Gorilla asks: Did you hear about the new banana diet? You don't lose much weight, but climbing trees is a breeze!Gym Pick-Up Line: If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?Q. What do you get if you combine Robin and Vita-Mix? A. Robin, the Bloy Blender!

Q. What is a banana's favorite gymnastics move?
A. The splits.

Q. What is necessary for achieving one's goals?
A. A soccer ball.

Gym Rat Groan of the Day: Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!

Q. Why did the gym have a really hard time attracting new members?
A. It was on the third floor of a building without an elevator.

Wannabe Gym Rat: I have the body of an athlete.
Trainer: You better give it back. You're getting it out of shape.

Q. What is the creepiest thing about joggers?
A. They're always the ones who discover the dead body.

Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Yo bae, going to a sculpture class won't even get you this chiseled.

Q. When the rooster went on a workout regimen, what was his result?
A. Good pecks.

Q. What is the Rotation Diet?
A. Every time you turn around, you catch yourself eating.

Diet and Fitness Fact of the Day: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat – fast.

Q. Which arm exercise do farmers do at a dairy farm?
A. Cheese curls.

Q. What happens if a bodybuilder puts Nutella on raw salmon?
A. He gets Salmon-Ella, and never eats sushi again!

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| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
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