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| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
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Q. Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A. Somebody told him he was ripped!Denver laundromat added trendy new exercise equipment featuring spin cycles!Q. Why did the stadium get hot after the game? A. All of the fans left!

Ripped Workout Wisdom: Never even attempt to do squats on Taco Tuesday!

Q. Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church at the beach?
A. It was a great source of mussel mass.

Q. What do you call popular tunes about physical activities on the charts?
A. The Top Sporty Hits.

Q. If ten gym rats are chasing you, what time is it?
A. Ten after one.

Q. What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?
A. He lifts weights faster.

New Gym Visitor: What does this machine do?
Trainer: It's a bench.
New Gym Visitor: Perfect!

I recently added squats to my daily workout by moving the beer to the bottom shelf of the refrigerator.

A blonde went to the gym and decided to jump on the treadmill. But, people were giving her weird looks, so she decided to jog instead.

Q. What happened to the jersey seller after the team switched to a different city?
A. He lost his shirt.

Q. What is it called when a Tyrannosaurus Rex makes a touchdown?
A. A dino-score.

Q. Why did the football scream?
A. 'Cause some big thug kicked him.

Q. Why don't zombies play NFL football?
A. They do! They play defense for Denver.

Q. Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A. The one with the biggest head!

Q. Which type of underwear do Frisbee players wear?
A. Disc Jockeys.

Q. What is the definition of endlesss love? A. Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!Hulk Asks: What do you call a workout facility infested with harmful bugs? A. A germ-nasium!Q. Why do hamburgers go to the gym? A. To get better buns!

Q. Where do tennis players go on a date?
A. The Tennis Ball.

Tennis Groan of the Day: Did you hear about the horny tennis player that didn't score? Yeah, but he still made love.

Q. Why do the ladies call the pro The Love Machine?
A. Because he's terrible at tennis.

Q. What comes after tennis?
A. Eleven-is.

Q. What do you call a fitness center that's dirty and smells like socks?
A. Gym-nasty-um.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Bodybuilder and a Peeping Tom?
A. Amazing Peeks.

Q. What do ya call it when a rapper goes to the gym for a quick workout?
A. A Lil' Pump.

Q. What is an earthquake's favorite exercise?
A. The shake weight.

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, let's do lunge!

Workout Groan of the Day: Did you hear about the guy who died from a lack of exercise? He didn't even run when he saw the Taco Bell delivery driver coming at him.

Q. What do seven days without exercise make?
A. One weak!

Pumped Up Pick-Up Line: Girl, I followed my heart, and it led me to the gym.

Q. What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game? A. The Champire!The bodybuilder knew he was in love after experiencing strong feelings!You might be from Colorado if you don't drink and drive.

Q. What do you get if cross a baseball player and a monster?
A. A double header!

Q. Where do zombies with no arms and no legs play their championship baseball game?
A. Wrigley Field.

Q. What happens if you read too many baseball jokes?
A. You're left in stitches.

Q. Why was Darth Vader so terrible at sports?
A. Because he always choked.

Workout Wisecrack: They say the best exercise is in the bedroom. Well, that's where I get the most resistance...

Q. What does a bodybuilder repeat in his mind while he deadlifts?
A. Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart...

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, we should train together. I've heard that's good for bone density.

Q. What do you call a buff Trekkie at the gym?
A. A flextra terrestrial.

Q. What's the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
A. A bad golfer says, "WHACK...Damn." A bad skydiver says, "Damn it... WHACK!"

Q. What is a golfer's favorite letter?
A. Tee.

Q. Why are there 18 holes on a golf course?
A. 'Cause that's how long it takes a Scotsman to finish a bottle of whiskey!

Q. What does Yoda say to Luke when he's on the first tee?
A. May the course be with you.

Q. What did the fisherman say to the magician? A. Pick a cod, any cod!Q. Who is the former Cuban president now playing n Houston? A. Fidel Astro!New football film about a fullback who was badly injured: "The Hurt Blocker"

Q. What does a fisherman use to quickly cut through the ocean?
A. A sea-saw.

Sport Fisherman Pick-Up Line That Works at the Bait Shop: Hey girl, finny thing, but I think we should hook up.

Q. Why did the deep sea fisherman blush?
A. He saw the ocean's bottom!

Q. What do you call a small fish magician?
A. A magic carpet.

Q. Which great baseball player loved fireplaces?
A. Mickey Mantle.

Q. Where do coal miners play baseball?
A. In the minor leagues.

Baseball Umpire Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'd really glove to ball you!

Q. Why did cops go to the baseball game?
A. Because they heard somebody was stealing a base.

Q. Which football team has the coolest helmets?
A. The team with the most fans.

Q. Why aren't centipedes allowed to play on the bug football team?
A. It takes too long to put their cleats on.

Q. Why couldn't the old school all-star football player listen to music?
A. He broke all the records.

Q. Why did the trampoline go see a doctor?
A. Because it had spring fever.

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| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
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