Why was a tiny ghost invited to play on the football
A. The soccer team needed a little team spirit.
When do British football players drink beverages?
A. When they're on the penal-tea mark.
Soccer Player Pick-Up Line:
Hey baby, I'd like to take a shot at your goal.
Why couldn't the losing soccer team even find their own
A. 'Cause they couldn't manage three Ws in a row.
What lights up a football stadium every time?
A. A match!
Which kind of soap will you find at a soccer game?
players are the only people who can dribble and still look
What is it called when the dinosaur on the soccer team makes
A. A Dino-Score!
Which kind of dinosaur was a soccer referee?
A. The Bronto-score-us.
What is necessary for achieving one's goals?
A. A soccer ball.
Pick-Up Line: Goal Girl!
You must be a forward on the soccer team because you've
been running through my mind all day!
Why was the chicken ejected from the football match again?
A. For persistent fowl play.
Which animals make the best soccer players?
Why couldn't the old school all-star soccer player listen
to kicking music now?
A. 'Cause he already broke all the records.
How are scrambled eggs like a losing soccer team?
A. They've both been beaten.
What did the hotdog soccer player say when the team won
A. I'm a wiener!
How did the old soccer player die?
A. He just kicked off.
Fact of the Day: Soccer is 90% mental. The other half is
physical. Yeah, the head took another hit today, and I'm
not talking about weed.
Where do USA soccer players go when they need a new uniform?
A. New Jersey!
Chat Up Line: Hey girl,
how would you like to practice some penalty kicks with me?
soccer players never die, they just lose their kick.