Why did the oyster go to the gym?
A. 'Cause it's good for the mussels.
What condition do you have if you're sick of going to your
A. Gym Nausea-m.
What happened after the guy took bench press out of his
A. It was a huge weight off his chest.
What do you call guys who just monkey around at the gym?
How do you make a pool table laugh?
A. Reach into its pockets and tickle its balls.
Fitness Failure: I can't help it if I'm lazy. It walks in
What is the lazy guy's idea of a good workout?
A. Doing diddly squats.
What did the lazy out-of-shape guy get when he quit going
to the gym?
you hear about the new gym, Resolutions? They feature workout
equipment the first two weeks, and then it's a bar for the
rest of the year.
Why did Satan open a gym?
A. So he could exercise his demons.
Why did a priest open a gym across the street from Satan's
A. To exorcise his demons.
Pick-Up Line: Do you believe
in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another