| Q.
What's the name of the new online exercise business that
delivers equipment to your front door, if you requested
it or not?
A. Jehova's Fitness.
Gym
Hookup Line: Hey girl,
I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good
stretch tonight.
Q.
Which chest exercise do vintners prefer?
A. The wine press.
Gym
Rat Pick-Up Line: Did you
take your Flintstones vitamin today? 'Cause I wanna make
your Bedrock. |
Q.
What kind of stories are told by basketball players?
A. Tall Tales!
Q.
Why do basketball players like donuts?
A. Because they love to dunk them.
Q.
Why was the basketball court so slippery?
A. 'Cause all the players were dribbling on it.
Q.
Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
A. 'Cause they're always traveling.
Q.
What did the jury have when a basketball player testified
at trial?
A. Court-side seats.
|
Q.
What do you call a group of priests working out at the gym?
A. Muscle mass.
Q.
Why did Satan open a flashy new fitness center in Hell?
A. So he could exercise his demons.
Gym
Rat Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae,
do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I curl
this barbell another dozen times?
Q.
What is it called when a doctor tests your physical fitness
level?
A. Looking at the vigor picture. |
