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(Because Winning Sports Humor and Athletic Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Marathon Pun Readers!)
Warning: Pump Up with Caution! Exercise humor, sports laughs, running jokes, and bodybuilder puns ahead.
| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

Q. What's another name for exercise? A. The Joy of Flex!Did you hear about the new show about basketball? It's called Hooper Natural!Hulk Asks: Why did the bodybulder go to the hospital? A. Somebody told him he was all cut up!

Q. What's the name of the new online exercise business that delivers equipment to your front door, if you requested it or not?
A. Jehova's Fitness.

Gym Hookup Line: Hey girl, I hope you're into yoga, 'cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

Q. Which chest exercise do vintners prefer?
A. The wine press.

Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Did you take your Flintstones vitamin today? 'Cause I wanna make your Bedrock.

Q. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?
A. Tall Tales!

Q. Why do basketball players like donuts?
A. Because they love to dunk them.

Q. Why was the basketball court so slippery?
A. 'Cause all the players were dribbling on it.

Q. Why are pilots so bad at basketball?
A. 'Cause they're always traveling.

Q. What did the jury have when a basketball player testified at trial?
A. Court-side seats.

Q. What do you call a group of priests working out at the gym?
A. Muscle mass.

Q. Why did Satan open a flashy new fitness center in Hell?
A. So he could exercise his demons.

Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I curl this barbell another dozen times?

Q. What is it called when a doctor tests your physical fitness level?
A. Looking at the vigor picture.

Tweet Birdies: Gloating on social media after a good round of golfQ. Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A. He didn't. There's no walking on leg day!Marathon pun readers suffer the agony of the feet, as well!

Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and the G Spot?
A. A man will spend at least 5 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddie: Sir, the way you play, it's a sin any day of the week.

Q. What do golfers always carry a spare pair of socks?
A. In case they get a hole in one.

Q. What do leg day and sex have in common?
A. When done properly, you can't walk for days.

Gym Rat Pick-Up Line: Word of the day is: Legs. Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

Q. When is the absolute worst time for a runner to have an erection?
A. During a relay race!

Q. What do runners eat before a big race?
A. Fast food.

Q. Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
A. He did not like the meets.

The only reason I took up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
– Erma Bombeck

Running Joke of the Day: Wow, I ran like five miles today! I did not think that ice cream truck would ever stop!

Racy Turtle Joke of the Day: Rabbits hate relay batons. Pass it on!

Q. Where do ghosts play tennis? A. On a tennis corpse!His wife wanted to hike up the hill but he wasn't so inclined.Sports bar joke: A soccer ball walks into a bar. The bartender kicked him out!

Q. Why was the tennis club's website down?
A. They had problems with their server.

Q. Which sport are waiters really good at?
A. Tennis, 'cause they're such great servers.

Q. Why did Elmer's tennis game improve so much?
A. 'Cause he stuck to a healthier diet and went glue-tennis free.

Q. What is a tennis player's favorite city?
A. Volley Wood!

Q. Why did the lazy guy name his dog "Seven Miles?"
A. So he can honestly say he walks Seven Miles every day.

Q. Why did the blonde stop using her exercise bike?
A. Because she simply wasn't getting anywhere.

Winning Sports Laugh of the Day: If procrastination was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it ... later.

Q. Why does a soccer ball curse and swear so much?
A. It just gets a kick out of it.

Q. Where do soccer players go to dance?
A. To the Futball.

Q. Why did the sausage quit playing soccer?
A. Because it was the wurst on the team.

Q. Which animals make the best soccer players?
A. Score-pions!

Q. What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A. Show us your calves!Q. How do you kow you have a female umpire? A. She remembers ....arguments from previous games!Q. Why are spiders great tennis players? A. Because they have great topspin!

Gym Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, we should train together. I've heard that's good for bone density.

Funny Fitness Factoid: People who think they can run away from their problems have obviously never farted on a treadmill.

Dojo Pick-Up Line: Hey waga toma, do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kicking!

Q. What do you call an exercise that combines a lunge and a crunch?
A. Lunch!

Q. Why did The Witches lose their last baseball game?
A. 'Cause all their bats flew away!

Q. What did the mitt say to the baseball?
A. Hey baby, you're quite a catch!

Q. How long did the baseball player spend at the library?
A. Five minutes. He was a short stop.

Q. Where does a baseball catcher sit for dinner?
A. Behind the plate.

Q. Which state has the most tennis players?
A. Tennis-ee!

Q. Why did they call the officer of the court Ace?
A. 'Cause dude, you've been served!

Q. Why don't they change the scoring system in tennis?
A. 'Cause the game of tennis is set in its ways and does not see that point.

Q. Why don't fish play tennis?
A. Because they're afraid of the net.

| Sports Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | Sports Pick-Up Lines |
| Baseball Jokes | 2 | Basketball Puns | Bodybuilder Jokes | Bowling Jokes | Hit Boxing LOLs |
| Camping Puns and Hiking Jokes | Fishing Puns | Fitness Humor | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Golf Jokes |
| Gym Jokes and Workout Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Gnome Gym Jokes | Running Jokes and Jogger Puns |
| Soccer Jokes and Futbol Humor | Sports Animal Jokes | Swimming Jokes | Tennis Jokes |
| NFL Football Jokes | Go Broncos! | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Colorado Sports Humor | Snow Skiing Jokes |

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