Confession: Sometimes, I look like I'm working out, but
I'm actually using every muscle in by body to keep from
What is an easy way to add squats to your daily routine?
A. Move the beer to the bottom shelf of the fridge.
Diet Point to Ponder: Is it just a coincidence that the
word diet has the word die in it?
heard Bruce Willis is trying to lose weight. Apparently,
he's trying to "Diet Hard."
Which Aussies were the first to concentrate on working out
their ab muscles?
A. The native Ab-Originals.
Why did Satan open a gym?
A. So he could exercise his demons.
wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts
to eat. – Henny Youngman
Point to Ponder: If you change the color of your food, are
you on a dye-it?
Funny Workout Wisecrack: If you can afford a gym membership,
you can afford deodorant!
Fact of the Day: If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're
fat, don't eat – fast.
Why did the fish stop lifting weights?
A. He pulled a mussel.