| Q.
What do you get if you cross a hair dresser and a cell phone?
A. Radio waves.
Q.
What is the perfect hair style for a gunslinger?
A. Bangs.
Q.
What is it called when a stylist stops combing someone's
hair too soon?
A. Half-parted-ly.
Q.
Why was it so hard for the hair stylist to brush the heifer's
hair?
A. She had a bad cow lick!
Q.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
A. Because they use honey combs.
Q.
Where does the Old Gray Mare go to get a stylish haircut?
A. At Mane Advocates. |
Q.
Where do horny Colorado stoners get their hair styled and
buy a bag?
A. At Great Head.
Ancient
Aliens Point to Ponder: Could it be possible that alien
barbers abduct Giorgio Tsoukalos while he's asleep to style
his hair?
Q.
At the hairstyling show, what prize did the bitch win for
perfectly twisted hair?
A. Best of braid.
Q.
Which Native American girl had extremely tight locks of
hair?
A. Curly Sioux.
Q.
Where do rabbits get their hare cut?
A. American Hair Lines.
Q.
How does a stylish rabbit keep her ears up all day?
A. She uses hare spray.
Q.
What is the early learning period for a new hair stylist
called?
A. The terrible dos.
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Q.
What does a hair stylist use to create a beehive hairdo?
A. A honeycomb.
Q.
What did the hairstylists do at the big brawl?
A. They bobbed and and weaved.
Q.
Where do hippies get their hair cut?
A. At Hairway to Heaven.
Q.
Who wrote the 1950s book, 101 Neato Hair Styles?
A. Bob E. Pinn.
Q.
What do they call a bad haircut in Stockholm?
A. Swede sorrow.
Q.
Why was the stylish bunny's fur always so perfect?
A. She has a lot of hare pins and hair puns. |
