Which type of underwear do tycoons wear?
A. Cash Drawers.
Why did the author become a tailor?
A. He wanted to make an Ernest living the Hemingway.
Why did the tailor lose his job?
A. He didn't make the cut.
How was the new tuxedo rental store designed?
A. It was built to suit.
Point to Ponder: If that dumb guy had a nickel for every
time someone said, "look at that asshole!," he'd
certainly have enough money to patch up that hole in his
What kind of jacket should you wear while hiking in Colorado?
A. A trail blazer.
How was business at the new big and tall store going?
A. Buy and large, quite well.
Why was the perfectionist tailor always so right on the
A. He had nothing to loose.
What do you call leather that's had its surface completely
What happened when the guy decided to try on the pants he
wore on his wedding day on his 5th wedding anniversary?
A. It was a waist of time.
What happened when the fashion model refused to try on anything?
A. She wore out her welcome.
Why does a pirate wear underwear?
A. To hide his booty!
How much does a pirate pay for his earrings?
A. A buccaneer!
Which kind of socks do pirates wear?
guy was folding his pants, fresh out the drier, and found
a dollar in a pocket. His blonde girlfriend walked in and
asked, "Beau, how long have you been laundering money?"