Why do Denver natives think down home jokes and
peak puns about the Colorado Rocky Mountains so
A. Because they're hill-arious!
Why do Colorado natives say you stay a mile high?
A. The view is amazing up here.
Colorado Point to Ponder: Does the song Rocky Mountain
High make John Denver the local Nostradamus of the
Why did the Colorado brewer name his new craft beer Rocky
A. Because it's a real barrel of laughs!
What do natives call the insatiable urge to climb all of
A. Being drawn to scale.
Why do chickens think Colorado native jokes are so funny?
A. Because they're cheep and made up from scratch!
Why do Denver natives in brew pubs look so young for their
A. Because you're only as old ales you feel!
Why is Colorado craft beer so popular throughout the United
A. Because Americans believe in Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit
Why did the Boulder tech guy exclusively drink Colorado
A. Because his head is in the cloud.
What do Coloradans call it when they're stuck in a polar
vortex without any beer?
A. Cold sober.
Why don't Coloradans drink Flat Tire beer when
they're tailgating in the parking lot at the Broncos game?
A. Why tempt fate or dare the devil?
Craft Beer Point to Ponder: After sampling numerous tasty
beers on Saturday night, shouldn't there be Hop Tarts
to toast your Sunday morning?
Why did the Denver cops arrest the longtime Colorado craft
A. He was accused of a-malt and beer-tery.
What do Coloradans call a narrow connecting waterway in
the mountains that's getting narrower every year?
A. A recessive strait.
you hear about the Colorado tourist who got cold while paddling
up stream? He lit a fire in his boat, only to discover you
can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
How do Coloradans know when they've had too much coffee
and cannabis edibles?
A. They have the ability to ski uphill!
blonde hikers from Burlington, Colorado were in
Pike National Forest and came across some tracks. The first
one said, "It looks like bear tracks." The second
said, "No, it looks like beaver tracks." Before
the third could say anything, they all got hit by a train...