you hear the story about the Colorado mountain? I just couldn't
get over it!
How did the Colorado 14-er know the foothill was lying?
A. Because it was only a bluff.
novice camper went out trying to buy a camouflage tent in
Colorado, but he couldn't find any.
In Colorado, what do you call a black bruin who has lost
all his teeth?
A. A Gummy Bear!
Skier Pick-Up Line: Hey, girl.
Wanna get up-lifted?
Why did the hipster leave his Aspen mansion by the Roaring
A. It was too current.
What is a Colorado spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.
Locksmith Pick-Up Line:
Hey girl, wanna see my kilo and get low-key?
How do Colorado evergreens access the Internet?
A. They log in!
Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hey,
want to go get cough-ee some time?
Cannabis Factoid: Nudists hate barely legal weed
Colorado Pick-Up Line: Hey
Bud, let's meet up at 4:20!
might be a Colorado native if you can drive to South Park
without using GPS or any alien assistance.
Whay are Bigfoot sightings so rare in South Park, Colorado?
A. Because the aliens erase your memory there.
Widow: I keep telling people that I'm a spider.
South Park Shrink: What a web of lies!
Why did the Colorado State Patrol recruit the South Park
A. Because she was a natural at udder cover work.
What is a South Park cow's favorite soft drink?
A. Mountain Moo.