Why did the pig go to a casino in Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. She wanted to play the slop machines.
steer walks into a bar in Brush, Colorado. Bartender asks,
"Have you herd any good jokes lately?"
What do you call a Colorado grass-fed cow that falls asleep
by a fire?
A. Roast beef.
Why was the steak a terrible gossip?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.
wanted to take home the leftovers from the Boulder BBQ,
but somebody else foiled my plans.
you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady
in the fog atop Pike's Peak? Now he's known as Girl-less
in the Mist.
LoDo Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby,
now I'm harder than permafrost!
How do some young sasquatches arrive in Colorado?
A. They land at DIA in a jumbo yeti.
Which Denver green space did yuppie Bigfoots frequent during
A. SWash Park.
Why do Colorado Sasquatches doubt the existence of the Abominable
A. Because they haven't met Yeti.
What do Coloradans give to a sick horse?
A. Cough Stirrup!
How did the Colorado dude ranch owner figure out which horse
was most popular with the tourist dudes?
A. He conducted a Gallop Poll.
Where do Coloradans take their horses when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe along the High
Line Canal trail?
A. It means some unfortunate horse is walking around barefoot.