What did the Denver dog say when a Great Blue Heron landed
on top of the house?
A. Roof, Roof, Roof!
What did the Dalmatian say after he ate a nice meal?
A. That really hit the Spot!
Where should you put your dog if he barks while you're not
A. In a barking lot!
What do you call a barking dog aboard an underwater ship?
A. A sub woofer.
Style Pick-Up Line: Yo
bitch, I'm a dog and I'm here to check out your ass.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
A. A collie-flower!
How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A. One wags his tail, and the other tags his whale.
What happens if a dog chases a cat right into a geyser?
A. It starts raining cats and dogs!
Dog Pick-Up Line: Hey
girl, you smell really familiar. Is this where you pee every
a Dog Line: Hey there big guy, if you let me be your tramp,
I'll be your lady.
Q. What happened to the dog who liked human food with garlic?
A. His bark was worse than his bite.
Who is a dog's favorite comedian?
A. Growlcho Marx.
Why did the dog bring toilet paper to his master's birthday
A. He was a real party pooper!
Dog Chat Up Line: Hey
baby, when I call you bitch, please know I mean
it as a huge compliment!
Hookup Line: Hey babe,
you are even cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, and
I really want to take you home!