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Get the scoop on super pooper animal jokes, pet poop humor, and really dung animal puns.

Crappy Animal Jokes - Literally!
(Because Stinking Funny Animal Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream for Pet Lovers Dealing with a Pile of Poop!)
Warning: Inhale at Your Own Risk! Crappy animal humor, turdy animal jokes, and fauna as shit puns ahead.
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Q. Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? A. Because he was a party pooper!A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat? A. He was pissed off!

Crappy Point to Ponder: Do clownfish farts smell funny, or scary?

When you're up hootin' with the owls and you need to move your bowels, is the moment magical? I stink not!

Two dogs meet on the street and do a ritual sniff. One turns to the other and says, "I don't recall your name, but the feces familiar."

Q. What do you get when you poop in your overalls?
A. Dung-arees.

Q. Why are monkey turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!

Q. How are dog poop and women alike?
A. The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Two flies are sitting on a pile of poop. One fly farts, and the other fly yells, "Hey, I'm trying to eat here!"

Q. What did one fly ask another fly?
A. Is this stool taken?

Pooper Scooper: Dude, I make $500 a week picking up dog sh*t.
Dude: That's gross.
Pooper Scooper: No, that's net.

Q. What do you get if you cross a bear and a toilet? A. Winnie the Pooh!Q. Why do horses fart when they buck? A. Because they can't acheive full horse power without gas!Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom? A. At the BP Station!

Q. Why are constipated bears so rude?
A. They just don't give a crap.

Animal Poop Point to Ponder: When bears poop in the woods, is the smell unbearable?

Q. Why do dogs always stop to sniff anonymous dog sh*t?
A. It's aromatic poop-pourri to them.

Q. What do you call a dinosaur fart?
A. A blast from the past.

Q. Which part of a tortoise trilogy is always a real stinker?
A. The Turd Part!

Q. Is eating cow patties the miracle cure for human digestive ailments?
A. No. It's just another load of bullshit.

Q. Why is animal poop sexy?
A. Because the birds and the bees doo it.

Q. Why did the police dog sit on the toilet?
A. He was just doing his duty.

Poopy Pun of the Day: And then, just when my crappy life couldn't get worse, my dog farted.

Chimp Asks: How many animals can you fit on a toilet? A. One pussy and 1000 hares!Q. Why did elephants go to the mens room? A. They heard there were nuts there!A chimp threw rhesus feces at zoo visitors because he wanted E.T. to GO Home!

Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!

Big apes who tell you that they're constipated are full of crap.

Q. What is the most productive time to take your dog for a walk?
A. Poo-thirty.

When a cow in the sky drops a pie in your eye, that's a-moo-re?

Two bats were just hanging out when one asks the other, "Do you remember your worst day last year?" Second bat replies, "Yeah, the day I had diarrhea."

Q. Why do cattle work for McDonalds?
A. Because they make cow patties.

Q. Why don't pigeons fly over the Denver Broncos stadium?
A. There's nothing worth crapping on.

Q. What do you call a 12-inch monkey turd?
A. A foot stool!

True Story: Beware of the Dog – Farts!

Q. Wanna hear a dog poop joke?
A. Never mind. It really stinks...

Profound Animal Poop Wisdom: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until the birds have all gone south.

Q. What did one firefly say to another? A. You glow girl!Q. Why was Tigger in the toilet? A. He was looking for Pooh!Q. What do you call a fairy using the toilet? A. Stinker Bell!

Q. Where does a spider poop?
A. Web-ever it wants.

A blonde looked up to watch a bird flying above. Suddenly the bird pooped. So, the blonde said, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would have hit me in the face!"

Q. How can you tell if your aquarium has extra bubbles because your clown fish just farted?
A. It smells funny.

Q. What do reporters call a news story about dog sh*t?
A. A Poop Scoop.

Q. Why does Piglet smell so bad?
A. Because he likes to play with Pooh!

Q. What do you call a cat who likes to eat beans?
A. Puss 'n Toots.

Two birds were watching a guy wash his car. One bird says to the other, "If he doesn't finish soon, I'll poop myself."

Q. What does your dog say when you ask him to produce a feces specimen for the vet?
A. It's the least I could doo.

Q. Do bee farts stink?
A. No, they sting.

Q. What did the alien say to the cat?
A. Take me to your litter!

Q. Which snack do dogs prefer while watching a crappy movie with their human?
A. Poop-corn.

There's one more animal sewage joke, but we're going to leave it out because the punch line really stinks.

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