Q.
What does a mystery writer call a covert toad spy?
A. A croak and dagger agent.
Q.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A. One says ribbit, ribbit and the other says rub-it,
rub-it.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a baseball player?
A. An outfielder who catches flies, and then eats them!
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Q.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A. Beer nuts are $2.99, but deer nuts are always under a
buck.
Q.
Wanna hear some funny deer jokes?
A. No thanks, I'm not a fawn.
Q.
What did Homer Simpson say after he crashed into a deer?
A. Doh!
Q.
What is a pirate's favorite kind of deer?
A. A commandeer!
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Q.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
A. Mouse Code.
Q.
Which kind of deli cheese do many rodents prefer?
A. Mouserella!
Q.
Why do mice have tiny balls?
A. Because they don't care for dances.
Rodent
Point to Ponder: If your cat caught all the mice in your
house, does that make it squeaky clean? |