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Q. What is a shark's favorite comic strip? A. Seanuts!
Q. Which actress did 1950s sharks adore? A. Dorsal Day!
Q. What do you call the stuff between a shark's teeth? A. Slow swimmers!
Q. What do sharks use before attacking surfers? a. Sun Scream!

 


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(Because FINteresting Jokes and FIN-Poster Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream or Too Bloody Jaw-Inspiring!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Loan shark jokes, lock jaw LOLs, snore-k humor and Jaws-some puns ahead.
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Q. What do you call a solitary shark with loads of cash? A. A loan shark!Q. What did the shark say after eating a clown fish? A. That tasted funny!Q. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A. An animal that talks your head off!

Q. How much money can you get from a loan shark?
A. Just one fin.

Q. What did the audience say about the shark comedian's act?
A. It was bloody finny.

Q. How do you describe a shark that needs everything to be just so?
A. Finicky.

Q. How do sharks describe a bad tasting clown victim?
A. Jaw dropping.

Q. How do marine biologists feel about their study of sharks?
A. It's very F-INteresting.

Q. How do you describe a shark's voracious appetite?
A. F-INsatiable.

Q. What happened to the shark that attacked a locksmith and swallowed a bunch of keys?
A. It got lock jaws!

Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a crow?
A. Jaws be caws.

Q. What is it called when a shark is passionately obsessed with his great white idol?
A. A F-INfatuation.

Q. Why do sharks make terrible lawyers? A. They're too nice!Q. What is a shark's favorite sandwich? A. Peanut  butter and jellyfish!A man at the beach yelled: "Help, Shark, Help" But of course the shark did not help him!

Sea-dy Chat Up Line: There are a lot of sharks in the sea, but you are the only one Iíd like to catch and mount back home.

Q. How do you describe the fury of a shark attack?
A. Jaw inspiring.

Q. What do you call a dastardly shark that rats out his buds?
A. Fink.

Q. How do shiver members describe Jaws author, Peter Benchley?
A. Great write shark.

Q. What do you call a desiccated shark body that's washed up ashore?
A. Late white shrank.

Q. Which kind of shark do carpenters admire?
A. Hammerhead.

Q. Why do sharks do so badly in school?
A. Because they work well below C level.

Q. What do you call a dead shark carcass that washed up on the beach?
A. Shore-k.

Q. Which country boasts about its shark population?
A. Finland.

Q. What did the shark say to the whae? A. What R U blubbering about?Q. What do you get if you cross a fish and a banker? A. Loan Shark!Q. What is a shark's favorite movie? A. Edward Scissor Fins!

Q. What do you get if you cross a big fish with a power line?
A. An electric shark!

Q. Which kind of shark likes to sun bathe at the beach after eating a big dinner?
A. Basking shark.

Cold-Blooded Deep Sea Chat Up Line: Hey babe, what would happen if I dropped a shark on thin ice? It would melt just like you melt my heart.

Q. Which kind of ocean predator makes its victims writhe in agony during the attack?
A. Thresher Shark.

Q. What part of a big close race do sharks enjoy most?
A. A photo FINish.

Q. Who is the flakiest kind of ocean predator?
A. Tony the Tiger Shark.

Q. Why did the shark commit suicide? A. He felt he was just swimming around in circles!Q. What do you call a shark that can't stop singing "U Can't Touch This?" A. MC Hammerhead!Q. What does McDonald's call a new big sandwich for sharks? A. A quarter flounder with cheese!

Q. What do you call a shark that's been shunned by the others?
A. Lone shark.

Q. Which kind of shark will kill you and then repair your cracked windshield?
A. Shortfin Mako Shark.

Q. Which kind of shark gets depressed every time it kills a victim?
A. The Blue Shark.

Q. Which musicians are a shark's favorite folk rock duo?
A. Simon and GarFINkle.

Q. Which 1960s American singer do soulful sharks still listen to?
A. Janis Jawplin.

Q. Which kind of shark plays a woodwind instrument?
A. Brownbanded Bamboo Shark.

Q. What do you get if you cross a shark with a bird?
A. A FINch.

Q. What do you get if you cross a male shark with a spirit?
A. Clasper the Friendly Ghost.

Shark Hookup Line: Hey baby, sharks don't typically mate for life, but I'd consider it with you.

Q. What can a  snow shark give you? A. Frost bites1Q. Who gives sharks Christmas presents? A. Santa Jaws!Q. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas time? A. Santa Jaws!

Q. What do you call a dolphin wearing a shark costume?
A. A FIN-poster.

Hungry Shark Pick-Up Line: I donít know whether to mount you or eat you. You are like a prize winning shark.

Q. Where do sharks like to do a little shopping?
A. FINgerhut.

Q. Which kind of shark suffers from jaw-ndice and has a sour attitude?
A. Lemon Shark.

Q. What is a shark's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Jaw To The World.

Q. Which kind of ocean predator is always board?
A. The Hammerhead Shark.

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