Q. What do you get if you cross a porcupine with a Northern Pike?
A. Lots of little spikes.

Q. What do you call an Alaskan fish's act at the comedy club?
A. A hali-bit.

Q. Which kind of sea comedian only tells tired old jokes?
A. The stale fish.

Q. What does a sea bass call his lady love?
A. Gill friend.

Q.Which deep sea fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish, because they always look sharp!

Q. Which country boasts about its sailfish population?
A. Finland.

Q. What do you call dried-up fish in a can?
A. Prune-a fish.

Q. What do the baby fish call their mother's sister?
A. Aunt Chovy.

Q. What does a swordfish call his mate when they spar?
A. Gill fiend.

Q. What kind of fish could help you hear better?
A. A Herring Aid.

Q. What do you call a smelly fish?
A. A Stink Ray!

Q. Who helps out the boss fish at the Seaweed Emporium?
A. His Gill Friday.

Q. What's the best way to catch a fish?
A. Have someone throw it to you.

Q. What do you get if you cross a big fish with a power line?
A. An electric shark!

Q. Which kind of fish runs a bait shop?
A. The store-geon.

Q. What happened to the goldfish that went bankrupt?
A. Now it's a bronzefish.

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey there, wanna come over and look through my tackle box?

Fish Hookup Line: Hey Wanda, wanna come up to my place where I can show you my lure?

Q. What is the difference between a corporate CEO and a carp?
A. One is a sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a fish.

Q. What do you call a fish with two knees?
A. A tunee fish.

Fishy Hookup Line: Hey bae, are you a shark? 'Cause I've got some swimmers you might want to swallow.

Q. Which kind of fish has the biggest rear end?
A. The Halibutt.

Q. Which kind of fish has a serious gambling problem?
A. The hali-bet.

Q. What do you get if you implant an Alaskan fish with cybernetic devices?
A. A hali-bot.

Q. Why did the sardine want to go to Hollywood?
A. He hoped to see his favorite starfish!

Q. Which part of a fish weighs the most?
A. Its scales.

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey Wanda, are you farm raised, or do you need to be wild-caught?

Q. Where do fish look for a new job?
A. In the kelp wanted ads.

Q. Where do fish go to practice yoga?
A. The river bend.

Q. What is the slowest moving finned creature in the sea?
A. A snail fish.

Q. Whih kind of sea creature sneaks up behind shellfish to scare them?
A. The startle-fish.

Q. Where are most fish found?
A. Between the head and the tail.

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, I can still reel you in, even if you're not a fish.

Big Fish Pick-Up Line: Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Q. Which kind of fish only comes ut at night?
A. The starfish.

Q. What do you call a truly refined and mannerly moray or conger?
A. Gent eel.

Q. How does a fish get to school?
A. It takes the octobus!

Fishy Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, let's hook up some time.

Q. What do you call seahorses that play pro water polo?
A. Leagues under the sea.

Q. How do fish always know how much they weigh?
A. They have their own scales.

Sea Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, wanna hold my eel?

Q. Where do eels find eely finny Painful ocean predator Puns?
A. On the F-INternet.

Q. Which sea creature is the biggest celebrity in the ocean?
A. The starfish.

Q. What are female sea horses called?
A. Sea Hers.

Q. Why couldn't anybody hear what the ocean creature was saying?
A. 'Cause he was a little sea hoarse.

Q. Who do horny sea creatures hang with on the mermaid's day off?
A. Sea whores.

Q. What do you get if you cross a sea bass with rabbits?
A. Sea hares.

Q. Which kind of sea creature is known for violently attacking others?
A. Assail fish.

Q. Which kind of fish has the stinkiest large dorsal fin?
A. The smell fish.

Q. What is a popular big-finned fish movie star called?
A. A sail-ebrity.

Q. How do you describe the sailfish with an inflated ego?
A. Very self fin portant,

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