| Q.
What is an angry, fed-up lobster called?
A. A frust-acean.
Q.
Why did the lobster trapper's wife decide to divorce him?
A. 'Cause he was a shellfish lover.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a newt?
A. A shell-amander.
Q.
What do you get if you cross Moby Dick with a lobster?
A. A big mobster.
Q.
What do you call a teenage shellfish with a sassy mouth?
A. Lipster.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a jellyfish with a shellfish?
A. A blobster.
Q.
What do you call a shellfish with test tubes and petri dishes?
A. The labster.
Q.
Which shellfish is honored on Hollywood Blvd. across from
the Chinese Theater?
A. The lob star. |
Q. What do you get when you cross Nessie with a great white
shark?
A. Loch Jaws.
Q.
What do you get if you cross Nessie with an octopus?
A. Loch Topus.
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Q.
Which mysterious Mafia member dwells alongside a long lake
in Scotland?
A. The Loch Ness Mobster!
Q.
What did Nessie say to the actual Loch Ness Monster?
A. Long time, no sea!
Q.
What do you get if you cross egotistical fashion designer
and a Scottish legend?
A. The Loch Dress Monster.
Q.
Which rare creature has the worst odds for survival?
A. The Luck Less Monster.
Q.
How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster?
A. Just drop him a line. |
Q.
Which alien sea creature did Russian cosmonauts see outside
their space station window?
A. A MIR maid.
Q.
Which alluring sea creature smells the best?
A. The myrrh maid.
Q.
Which brand of vacuum cleaner does a mermaid use?
A. Shark.
Q.
What was the horny sirenomelia seeking?
A. A mer-mate.
Q.
What is a transgender mermaid called?
A. A mer-man.
Q.
What does a mermaid see when see peers into the looking
glass?
A. A mirror maid.
Q.
What do you get if you cross an Impractical Joker with a
sea siren?
A. A Murr maid.
Q.
What do you call an imaginary water nymph?
A. Mer-made. |
