Q. What do you call a buffalo that witnessed a massacre?
A. Innocent bison there.

Q. Which kind of bison prefers to live on top of a remote hill?
A. The bluff-alo.

Q. What do you call a clumsy bison that slips and falls?
A. Biff-alo.

Q. What do you call a bison that snorts cocaine?
A. Buffa-blow.

Q. What is a trickster bison that lkes to cause mayhem called?
A. Buffa Loki.

Q. Which part of the brain controls bison behavior?
A. The buffa-lobe.

Q. What do you call a bumbling bison that always screws up?
A. Muff-alo.

Q. What do you call a bison greeting?
A. A buffa hello.

Q. What do you call a bison that's grazing in a marijuana field?
A. Buffa-loaded.

Q. What do you call a lazy bison who won't work?
A. A buffa loafer.

Q. What do Coloradans call a bison stoner in the zone?
A. Buffa loaded.

Q. Which kind of bison has natural abilities for telling tall tales?
A. The bluff-alo.

Q. What color is an American bison's fur coat?
A. Buffa-tone.

Q. What do you call a freshly shampooed and blow dried bison?
A. Fluff-alo.

Q. How do bison pay their bills?
A. They use buffa dough.

Q. What is it called when a bad bison makes up for his sins?
A. Buff atone.

Q. What do you call a bison who's a big jerk?
A. Buffa Schmo.

Q. What do you call a deranged bison south of the border?
A. Buffa Loca.

Q. Which kind of bison is the most territorial?
A. The turf-alo.

Q. What do you call the big male bison that likes to flex his muscles in front of she bisons?
A. Buff-alo.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bison with a chicken?
A. Enough buffalo wings for a crowd.

Q. What did the thirsty bison order at the bar?
A. Buffa slow gin fizz.

Q. Which kind of bison has the best sense of smell?
A. The sniff-alo.

Q. What is on the end of a bison's foot?
A. A buffa toe.

Q. What is the worst cut of bison meat for grilling?
A. A tough-alo steak.

Q. What is the name of the bison that drinks a lot of coffee?
A. Buffa Joe.

Q. What do you call a bison that's fed up with it all?
A. Enough-alo.

Q. What do you call a bison that sings bass?
A. Buffa low.

Q. How did the young bison couple get married?
A. They buffa-loped.

Q. What is the opposite of buffalo?
A. Buffa high.

Q. What do zoologists call male buffalo twins?
A. Bi sons.

Q. What do you say to a bison causing a traffic jam at a green light?
A. Buffa GO!

Q. How much does it cost for a bison to use the HOV lane?
A. A buffa toll.

Q. What is the speed of a trotting bison called?
A. Buffa-lope

Q. What did Homer Simpson name his pet bison?
A. Buffa-DOH!

Q. What did the city zoo name their new female bison?
A. Buffa Lois.

Q. What did the city zoo name their new male bison?
A. Buffa-Lew

Q. Which now extinct bison used smokeless tobacco?
A. The snuff alo.

Q. What did the preacher say when he blessed the repentful buffalo?
A. Bye sin.

Q. What quality does a pregnant bison posess?
A. A buffa glow.

Q. Which bison is delegated to do all the grunt work for the others?
A. The buffa lowly.

Q. What did the buffalo land on when he tripped?
A. His bi buns.

Q. What do golfers call the bison out on the 9th hole?
A. Duff-alo.

Q. What do you get if you cross a magic dragon with a bison?
A. Puff-alo.

Q. What do you call a rogue bison that's been shackled by the prairie police?
A. Cuff-alo.

Q. What do bison call an advance before pay day?
A. A buffa loan.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bison with a giraffe?
A. A buffa-high.

Q. What do you call a tailor that makes bison hide coats?
A. Buffa-sew.

Q. What is a buff bison dairy farmer's favorite arm exercise?
A. Cheese curls.

Q. What did indigenous Americans use to hunt bison?
A. A buffa-bow and arrows.

Q. Which kind of bison has to pee the most often?
A. The water buffalo.

Q. What do zoologists call a member of a sick herd of buffaloes?
A. Blight-son.

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