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Q. What do
you call
a polar bear
who tells
tall tales?

A. A big
snow fake.

Q. Where do Alaskans keep their money? A. Fairbanks!

Q. What do
little polar
bears eat for

A. Frosted


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Polar Bear Jokes, Arctic Bruin Puns, Ice Guy LOLs
(Because Ice Breaker Jokes and Cold Kohler Bear Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Ursus Maritimus!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Beary cold feet jokes, frostbite humor, and great white bare place puns ahead.
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Q. Why do polar bears like bald men? A. because they have a great white bear place!

Q. What do
you call a
polar bear?

A. An ice guy!

Q. What do you call a big white bear with a hole in the middle? A. A Polo_Bear!

Q. What do you call a northern guy who's completely into polar bears?
A. Totally Inuit.

Q. Which kind of bear changes his mind every few minutes?
A. A bi-polar bear.

Q. Which kind of artic beast spends a lot of time on the toilet?
A. The Kohler Bear.

Q. Why are polar bears such popular party guests?
A. Because they really know how to break the ice.

Q. What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
A. Bipolar.

Q. What do arctic bears get if they sit in the snow for too long?
A. Polaroids!

Q. How do polar bears make their beds in Alaska?
A. With snow blankets and sheets of ice!

Q. Which arctic beast wears a dapper derby on his head?
A. The bowler bear.

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an earthquake joke to a polar bear you just met?
A. Because that's a really bad ice breaker.

Q. What is a
polar bear's favorite
winter meal?

A. Brr-itos.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. At the North Pole.

Q. Why don't
polar bears
ever get

A. 'Cause they
get cold feer.

Q. What is an Alaskan polar bear's favorite summer dessert?
A. Eskimo pie..

Q. When do polar bears celebrate with ice cream cake and frosting?
A. On their brrr-th day.

Q. What is one of the biggest drawbacks of a polar bear's diet?
A. Brain freeze.

Q. Which large arctic animal works for George Gallup?
A. The Poll-er Bear.

Q. What is a Canadian polar bear's least favorite U.S. government agency?
A. I.C.E.

Q. Which bear ghost haunts the Great White North?
A. The polar-geist.

Q. How can a polar bear tell when his mate is mad at him?
A. She only gives him the cold shoulder.

Q. What does a she polar bear drink to unwind in the evening?
A. A glass of brrr-gundy.

Q. Which northern bruin styles her hair with curlers?
A. The roller bear.

Q. What do polar bears eat for lunch? A. Ice burgers!

Q. What's a
polar bear's favorite

A. Ice-oceles

Q. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A. A molar bear!

Q. What does a crude polar bear do after he eats a big meal?
A. He brrr-ps.

Q. What does a polar bear on a diet eat?
A. Iceberg lettuce salad.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a pig with a polar bear?
A. A ham-brrr-ger.

Q. Which large arctic creature survives solely on renewable resources?
A. The solar bear.

Q. How do arctic bruins stay cool during summer?
A. They use bear conditioning.

Q. Which kind of bear prefers to spend his time in the alley?
A. The bowler bear.

Q. Why didn't the Alaskan polar bear like seal meat?
A. He just wasn't Inuit.

Q. What do Canadian polar bears call an Abominable Snowman with a six-pack of Molson?
A. Yeti to party.

Polar Bear Pick-Up Line: It's so cold outside that I'd like to hiber-mate with you!

Q. How did
the poacher
kill the
polar bear?

A. He shot it
right between
the ice.

Q. How did the lost Alaskan fishing boat captain get back on course? A. He Got His Bering Strait!

Q. Why are
polar bears
to house
at the zoo?

A. 'Cause they
live on ice.

Q. What do you call a stoner polar bear?
A. A brr-rn out.

Q. Which arctic animal travels over the ice on wheels?
A. The Roller Bear.


Q. Why do polar bears have white fur coats?
A. Because they'd look ridiculous wearing Gore-Tex parkas!

Q. What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an arctic wolf?
A. Frostbite.

Cold Polar Bear Pick-Up Line: Ice day baby! I've become frost-smitten with you.

Q. What do you call a polar bear with a sunny disposition?
A. Solar bear.

Q. How did the old polar bear die?
A. He just drifted away.

Elderly polar bears never really die; they just grow cold.

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