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White Bruin Jokes, Polar Bear Puns, Cold Humor
Have
an ice laugh over arctic bruin puns, snow fake humor, and well-fed polar
bear jokes.
Polar Bear Jokes, Arctic Bruin Puns,
Ice Guy LOLs
(Because Ice Breaker Jokes
and Cold Kohler Bear Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
for Ursus Maritimus!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Beary cold feet jokes, frostbite humor, and
great white bare place puns ahead.
| Polar Bear Jokes | Panda
Bear Jokes | Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Deer
Jokes | Colorado Wildlife |
| Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
| Gorilla Jokes and Big Ape Puns
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| Buffalo and Bison Jokes | Wolf
Jokes | Fox Puns | Forest
Critter Puns | Animal Bar Jokes
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Q.
What do
you call a
friendly
polar bear?
A.
An ice guy!
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What do you call a northern guy who's completely into polar
bears?
A. Totally Inuit.
Q.
Which kind of bear changes his mind every few minutes?
A. A bi-polar bear.
Q.
Which kind of artic beast spends a lot of time on the toilet?
A. The Kohler Bear. |
Q.
Why are polar bears such popular party guests?
A. Because they really know how to break the ice.
Q.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
A. Bipolar.
Q.
What do arctic bears get if they sit in the snow for too
long?
A. Polaroids! |
Q.
How do polar bears make their beds in Alaska?
A. With snow blankets and sheets of ice!
Q.
Which arctic beast wears a dapper derby on his head?
A. The bowler bear.
Q.
Why shouldn't you tell an earthquake joke to a polar bear
you just met?
A. Because that's a really bad ice breaker. |
Q.
What is a
polar bear's favorite
warming
winter meal?
A.
Brr-itos.
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Q.
Why don't
polar bears
ever get
married?
A.
'Cause they
always
get cold feer.
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What is an Alaskan polar bear's favorite summer dessert?
A. Eskimo pie..
Q.
When do polar bears celebrate with ice cream cake and frosting?
A. On their brrr-th day.
Q.
What is one of the biggest drawbacks of a polar bear's diet?
A. Brain freeze. |
Q.
Which large arctic animal works for George Gallup?
A. The Poll-er Bear.
Q.
What is a Canadian polar bear's least favorite U.S. government
agency?
A. I.C.E.
Q.
Which bear ghost haunts the Great White North?
A. The polar-geist. |
Q.
How can a polar bear tell when his mate is mad at him?
A. She only gives him the cold shoulder.
Q.
What does a she polar bear drink to unwind in the evening?
A. A glass of brrr-gundy.
Q.
Which northern bruin styles her hair with curlers?
A. The roller bear. |
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Q.
What's a
polar bear's favorite
geometric
shape?
A.
Ice-oceles
triangle.
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What does a crude polar bear do after he eats a big meal?
A. He brrr-ps.
Q.
What does a polar bear on a diet eat?
A. Iceberg lettuce salad.
Q.
What would you get if you crossed a pig with a polar bear?
A. A ham-brrr-ger. |
Q.
Which large arctic creature survives solely on renewable
resources?
A. The solar bear.
Q.
How do arctic bruins stay cool during summer?
A. They use bear conditioning.
Q.
Which kind of bear prefers to spend his time in the alley?
A. The bowler bear.
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Q.
Why didn't the Alaskan polar bear like seal meat?
A. He just wasn't Inuit.
Q.
What do Canadian polar bears call an Abominable Snowman
with a six-pack of Molson?
A. Yeti to party.
Polar
Bear Pick-Up Line: It's so cold outside that I'd like to
hiber-mate with you! |
Q.
How did
the poacher
kill the
polar bear?
A.
He shot it
right between
the ice.
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Q.
Why are
polar bears
economical
to house
at the zoo?
A.
'Cause they
live on ice.
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What do you call a stoner polar bear?
A. A brr-rn out.
Q.
Which arctic animal travels over the ice on wheels?
A. The Roller Bear.
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Q.
Why do polar bears have white fur coats?
A. Because they'd look ridiculous wearing Gore-Tex parkas!
Q.
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with an arctic
wolf?
A. Frostbite.
Cold
Polar Bear Pick-Up Line: Ice day baby! I've become frost-smitten
with you. |
Q.
What do you call a polar bear with a sunny disposition?
A. Solar bear.
Q.
How did the old polar bear die?
A. He just drifted away.
Elderly
polar bears never really die; they just grow cold.
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Polar Bear Jokes | Panda Puns
| Bear Jokes | 2
| 3 | Deer
Jokes | 2 | Buffalo
and Bison Jokes | 2 |
| Wolf Jokes | 2
| 3 | Fox
Puns | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Yak
Jokes | 2 |
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Mammals |
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
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| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
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| 2 |
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| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
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