| Q.
What would you get if you crossed a large bear cat with
a porcupine?
A. A pinda bear.
Q.
Which kind of animal gratifies the distasteful desires of
others?
A. The pander bear.
Q.
Why do pandas like Painful
Puns?
A. Although they enjoy classic panda jokes, they really
eat up original bam-boo-ed groaners.
Q.
What happened when pandas had a food fight?
A. They all got Bamboo-boos
Q.
Which cat-footed creature was caught stealing bamboo shoots?
A. The bandit bear.
Q.
Where can a bamboo beer go for a quick egg roll?
A. Panda Express. |
Q.
What did the Chinese bear wear around his face when he's
robbing a bank?
A. A pandana!
Q.
How many Pandas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they
can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
Q.
What's black and white and orange all over?
A. A panda being pelted by pumpkins on Halloween.
Q.
Which treat do little pandas hope for on Halloween?
A. BamBOO!
Q.
What's black and white and as hard as a rock?
A. The panda that rolled down the hill last night, right
into wet cement.
Q.
What did the blonde bear say?
A. Pan Duh! |
Q.
What's black and white and brown all over, and really smells
bad?
A. The panda that rolled down the hill right onto a big
pile of yak manure.
Q.
What's black and white and yellow all over?
A. A cowardly panda.
Q.
How does a bamboo bear visiting Siberia say "yes!"?
A. Pain da!
Q.
What's black and white and grren all over?
A. A panda golf pro.
Q.
What's black and white and purple all over?
A. A panda stomping through a winery.
Q.
What's black and white and red all over?
A. The embarrassed panda comedian who was bamboo-ed off
stage after telling Painful
Puns. |
