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Frog Legs Jokes, Missle Toad Humor, Hoppy Puns
Croak
up over toad-ally awesome puns, Croak-a Cola humor, and illegally parked
frog jokes.
Unhoppy Frog Jokes, Toad Puns, Croak Humor
(Because Frog Jokes and Mistle
Toad Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're
Waiting for Prince Charming!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Leap year jokes, tadpole humor, frog legs
LOLs and croak of dawn puns ahead.
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Hiss-terical
Snake Jokes, Boa Puns | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | Pet Reptile Humor
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly LOLs | Spider
Jokes |
| Q.
What is a frog's favorite lawn game?
A. Croak-et.
Q.
What time do frogs wake up in the morning?
A. At the croak of dawn.
Q.
What is an hoptimistic frog's favorite song lyric?
A. Don't worry, be hoppy. |
Q.
Where do you go when you want to buy frog eggs?
A. To the spawn shop.
Q.
Where does a frog find out how to make killer meals?
A. In a croak-book.
Q.
Why is IPA a frog's favorite kind of beer?
A. Because it's so hoppy. |
Q.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A. Toad!
Q.
How did the frogs feel after a tornado ripped through their
pond?
A. Toad-ally devestated.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rooster?
A. A Hop-a-doodle-do-do. |
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Q. Which kind of candy do frogs enjoy the most?
A. Lollihops.
Q.
Where do frogs hang their hats and coats?
A. In the croak room. |
Q.
What kind of music do lit frogs enjoy?
A. Hip Hop.
Q.
What do she frogs call the hornytoad who constantly hits
on then?
A. A toad-all jerk.
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Q.
What did the sick frog need to feel better?
A. An hoperation!
Q.
Who is the favorite Early American frontiersman of frogs?
A. Davy Croaket. |
Q.
What do you get if you plant a frog in the forest?
A. A cr-oak tree!
Q.
What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
A. Hip hop. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A. A Croaker Spaniel.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a frog, a French dog, and
a rooster?
A. Croaker-Poodle-Do! |
Q. Why was the frog's love life such a disaster?
A. She was afraid of Kermitment.
Q.
Which frightening fairy tale do warty toads like?
A. Ghoul-di-locks and the Three Scares. |
Customer:
Do you have frog legs?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: We'll hop on over here and bring me a grilled
cheese sandwich.
Curious
Customer: Do you have frog legs today?
Waiter: No, sir. I always walk this way. |
Q.
How do you describe an unfortunate frog with a broken leg?
A. Very Unhoppy.
Q.
How do fellow amphibians describe a frog with no hind feet?
A. Extremely Unhoppy!
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Q.
What costume did the frog wear on Halloween?
A. Prince Charming.
Q.
Why is a frog scarier than a black cat on Halloween?
A. The cat has nine lives, but the frog croaks every night.
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Q. What do frogs like to drink in the fall?
A. Hot croak-o.
Q.
What does a frog say when it sees something really terrific?
A. Toad-ally Awesome!
Q.
What is a guarantee called in the language of frogs?
A. A wart-anty. |
Two frogs were discussing their European ancestry. The first
frog says, "So, you're Norwegian?" The other frog replies,
"No, I'm a tad Pole.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a pig?
A. A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show and PBS.
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Q. Which kind of amphibian blasts off from a launch pad?
A. Missile-toad.
Q.
Who walks around her pad with a frog on her head?
A. Lily.
Q.
How in the world did the tree frog drown?
A. He went off the deep end. |
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Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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