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Q. What is an amphibian's favorite sci-fi series?a. Star Warts!
Q. What do you call a talking frog? A. A quantum leap!
Q. Which car do frogs prefer? A. The Beetle!
Q. What is a toad's favorite ballet? A. Swamp Lake!



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Unhoppy Frog Jokes, Toad Puns, Croak Humor
(Because Frog Jokes and Mistle Toad Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Waiting for Prince Charming!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Leap year jokes, tadpole humor, frog legs LOLs and croak of dawn puns ahead.
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Q. What is a frog's favorite flower? A. The Croak-us!
Q. How do you make frog legs? A. In a croak pot!
Q. What is the weakest animal in the world? A. A toad! Because he croaks if you merely touch him.

Q. What is a frog's favorite lawn game?
A. Croak-et.

Q. What time do frogs wake up in the morning?
A. At the croak of dawn.

Q. What is an hoptimistic frog's favorite song lyric?
A. Don't worry, be hoppy.

Q. Where do you go when you want to buy frog eggs?
A. To the spawn shop.

Q. Where does a frog find out how to make killer meals?
A. In a croak-book.

Q. Why is IPA a frog's favorite kind of beer?
A. Because it's so hoppy.

Q. What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A. Toad!

Q. How did the frogs feel after a tornado ripped through their pond?
A. Toad-ally devestated.

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog with a rooster?
A. A Hop-a-doodle-do-do.

Q. What do frogs ike to drink? A. Croaka-Cola!
Q. Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun? A. He wanted to robb-it!
Q. How did the frog die? A. He simply croaked!

Q. Which kind of candy do frogs enjoy the most?
A. Lollihops.

Q. Where do frogs hang their hats and coats?
A. In the croak room.

Q. What kind of music do lit frogs enjoy?
A. Hip Hop.

Q. What do she frogs call the hornytoad who constantly hits on then?
A. A toad-all jerk.

Q. What did the sick frog need to feel better?
A. An hoperation!

Q. Who is the favorite Early American frontiersman of frogs?
A. Davy Croaket.

Q. What do you call 100-year-old frogs? a. Old Croaks!
Q. What do you get if you cross a gator and a poisonous frog? A. A Croak-Adile!
Q. How do some green frogs die? A. They Kermit Suicide!

Q. What do you get if you plant a frog in the forest?
A. A cr-oak tree!

Q. What sort of music do frogs and toadies croak about?
A. Hip hop.

Q. What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A. A Croaker Spaniel.

Q. What do you get when you cross a frog, a French dog, and a rooster?
A. Croaker-Poodle-Do!

Q. Why was the frog's love life such a disaster?
A. She was afraid of Kermitment.

Q. Which frightening fairy tale do warty toads like?
A. Ghoul-di-locks and the Three Scares.

Q. What happens if you eat a hot frog? A. You'll croak in no time!
Q. What's green and tough? A. A toad with a machine gun!
Q.. What's white on the outside, green on the inside, and comes with onions and relish? a. a hot frog!

Customer: Do you have frog legs?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: We'll hop on over here and bring me a grilled cheese sandwich.

Curious Customer: Do you have frog legs today?
Waiter: No, sir. I always walk this way.

Q. How do you describe an unfortunate frog with a broken leg?
A. Very Unhoppy.

Q. How do fellow amphibians describe a frog with no hind feet?
A. Extremely Unhoppy!

Q. What costume did the frog wear on Halloween?
A. Prince Charming.

Q. Why is a frog scarier than a black cat on Halloween?
A. The cat has nine lives, but the frog croaks every night.

Q. What is green, covered in tinsel, and hangs from a ceiling? A. Mistle-Toad!
Q. What is a frog's favorite time? A Leap Year!
Q. What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? A. Mistle-toad!

Q. What do frogs like to drink in the fall?
A. Hot croak-o.

Q. What does a frog say when it sees something really terrific?
A. Toad-ally Awesome!

Q. What is a guarantee called in the language of frogs?
A. A wart-anty.

Two frogs were discussing their European ancestry. The first frog says, "So, you're Norwegian?" The other frog replies, "No, I'm a tad Pole.

Q. What do you get if you cross a frog and a pig?
A. A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show and PBS.

Q. Which kind of amphibian blasts off from a launch pad?
A. Missile-toad.

Q. Who walks around her pad with a frog on her head?
A. Lily.

Q. How in the world did the tree frog drown?
A. He went off the deep end.

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