| Q.
What was the cheeky simian up to in the men's restroom?
A. Minding his own monkey whiz.
Q.
What did the monkey say to the baboon that suffered from
urinary incontinence?
A. Leak no evil.
Q.
What happens when a baboon uses the men's room?
A. Monkey seat, monkey poo. |
Q.
Why were Jane and a monkey arguing over Tarzan?
A. Word was, Tarzan swings both ways.
Q.
Why did Jane leave Tarzan?
A.'Cause she saw him spank the monkey.
Q.
What did the monkey tell her mate when she found out she
was pregnant?
A. Heir no evil.
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Momma
Monkey: What did you do at school today?
Monkey Boy: Just the usual monkey quiz.
Q.
What do primatologists call a cowardly monkey that avoids
fights?
A. Chimp pansy.
Q.
Who originally said, "Well, I’ll be a monkey's uncle?"
A. Tarzan.
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