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Peril of Monkeys Jokes and Cheeky Chimp Humor
Troop
along with chimp puns zee laughs, seek no evil humor, and a barrel
of monkeys jokes.
Monkey Jokes, Simian LOLs, Speak No Evil Puns
(Because Monkey Shines Jokes
and Chumpanzee Puns Could Never Be TOO
Mainstream at the Beer Hall of Fun!) |
Warning:
Proceed Cautiously! Cheeky troop jokes, impish primate grins, and
monkeyed around with puns ahead.
| Cheeky Monkey Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
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| Chimpanee Jokes, Impish Chimp Puns
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns, King Kong
Humor | 2 | 3
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| Stoner Monkey Jokes | 2
| Animal Pothead Puns | Animal
Bar Jokes | Colorado Wildlife Jokes
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| Q.
What do you call a disaster that is a particular risk to
primates?
A. A peril of monkeys.
Q.
What do you call the primate that has the keys to the liquor
cabinet?
A. Fun key monkey.
Q.
What did Denver's 9News call it when monkeys hijacked a
Budweiser truck on I25?
A. A beer-haul of laughs. |
Q.
Which kind of primate has the highest testosterone levels?
A. The Masc'ed Men-key.
Q.
What do you call a big monkey that's really easy to fool
and take advantage of?
A. Chump-panzee.
Q.
What did the clumsy primate say when he slipped on a banana
peel?
A. Babe, it's looks like I'm falling for you.
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Q.
What do they call the monkey marathon runner who only wins
when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Q.
What is the name of the psychic primate with so-so accurate
predictions?
A. Murk-key monkey.
Q.
What is it called when a group of monkeys gets lost in a
snowstorn?
A. Brr-all of laughs. |
| Q.
What do you call an angry grease monkey?
A. Furious George.
Q.
What do you say to a really stinky monkey?
A. Reek no evil!
Q.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a monkey?
A. A boar-all of laughs. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a sable with a lemur?
A. A minkey.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a lemur?
A. Stinkey!
Q.
What do you get when you cross a mouse with a monkey?
A. Squeak no evil.
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Q.
Which type of primate sports a goatee?
A. Chin-panzee.
Q.
What did the pirate captain name his pet monkey?
A. Sea No Evil.
Q.
Why did mischievous chimps ride the carousel at the amusement
park?
A. 'Cause they just wanted to monkey around. |
| Q.
What did the pirate captain name his pet monkey?
A. Sea No Evil.
Q.
What do simians use to pay their bills?
A. Monkey bread. |
Q.
What is it called when a group of monkeys falls into a brewery
tank?
A. A beer-all of laughs.
Q.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. He had to attend to some cheeky monkey biz on the other
side.
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Q.
What is it called when a troop of monkeys sky dives onto
a mountain top above treeline?
A. A bare hill of monkeys.
Q.
What do you call a monkey doing somersaults down a hill?
A. A hair ball of laughs. |
| Q.
What do big, drunken monkeys go do after they leave the
liquor store?
A. They go babooz'N.
Q.
What's inside a baby chimp's diaper?
A. Monkey wee, monkey poo. |
Q.
Why can't baboons become police detectives?
A. 'Cause monkeys are taught to seek no evil.
Q.
Why are baboons good at roller derby?
A. 'Cause they seriously know how to monkey around.
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Q.
Why did the cheeky chimpanzee cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Q.
What do you call a baboon with a flashlight?
A. Monkey shines. |
Q.
What do you call a community of monkeys that are great pals?
A. Chum-panzees.
Q.
Why did the YouTube channel that features baboons, orangutans,
and chimps opening bananas go viral?
A. 'Cause it's ape peeling!
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Q.
What did the monkey say to the ghosts and ghouls at the
haunted house?
A. Shriek no evil!
Q.
What does the baboon do at his day job at the car wash?
A. Monkey shines |
Q.
Which primate was the last to get a ticket to the Super
Bowl?
A. Chimp Fan Z.
Q.
What do you call a bonobo with a sprained ankle?
A. Limp-panzze. |
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Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 |
Chimpanzee Puns | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes, Woolly Mammoth
Puns | Lion Jokes, Big Cat Puns
| African Safari Animal Jokes
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| Wild Animal Jokes | Wolf
Jokes | Colorado Wildlife
| Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife Puns
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| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes | Rabbit
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Animal
Crime LOLs |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Hiss-terical
Snake Puns | Kangaroo Jokes
| Rooster Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
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Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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