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Q. Which dance are hipster primates doing? A. The Funky Monkey!
Q. What is a monkey's favorite british Pop band? A. Bananarama!
Animal Riddle: Q. What do you call a baby monkey? A. Chimp off the old block!
Q. Why should you never lend money to an ape? a. It's dangerous to let him put the bit on you!
Q. What does a baby ape sleep on? A. An ape-ricot!


Peril of Monkeys Jokes and Cheeky Chimp Humor
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Monkey Jokes, Simian LOLs, Speak No Evil Puns
(Because Monkey Shines Jokes and Chumpanzee Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream at the Beer Hall of Fun!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Cheeky troop jokes, impish primate grins, and monkeyed around with puns ahead.
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Q. What do you call a chimp that smells really bad? A. A Funky Monkey!Q. What do you call a chimpanzee that works in a bar? A. Monkey wench!Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky? a. during Ape-ril showers!

Q. What do you call a disaster that is a particular risk to primates?
A. A peril of monkeys.

Q. What do you call the primate that has the keys to the liquor cabinet?
A. Fun key monkey.

Q. What did Denver's 9News call it when monkeys hijacked a Budweiser truck on I25?
A. A beer-haul of laughs.

Q. Which kind of primate has the highest testosterone levels?
A. The Masc'ed Men-key.

Q. What do you call a big monkey that's really easy to fool and take advantage of?
A. Chump-panzee.

Q. What did the clumsy primate say when he slipped on a banana peel?
A. Babe, it's looks like I'm falling for you.

Q. What do they call the monkey marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.

Q. What is the name of the psychic primate with so-so accurate predictions?
A. Murk-key monkey.

Q. What is it called when a group of monkeys gets lost in a snowstorn?
A. Brr-all of laughs.

Q. What did the monkey ask the chimp that went mad? A. Have you gone completely ape?Q. What do you get if you cross a wolf and a monkey? A. a Howler Monkey!Q. What body of water do monkeys like the most? A. The Chimpan-Sea!

Q. What do you call an angry grease monkey?
A. Furious George.

Q. What do you say to a really stinky monkey?
A. Reek no evil!

Q. What do you get when you cross a pig and a monkey?
A. A boar-all of laughs.

Q. What do you get when you cross a sable with a lemur?
A. A minkey.

Q. What do you get when you cross a skunk with a lemur?
A. Stinkey!

Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a monkey?
A. Squeak no evil.

Q. Which type of primate sports a goatee?
A. Chin-panzee.

Q. What did the pirate captain name his pet monkey?
A. Sea No Evil.

Q. Why did mischievous chimps ride the carousel at the amusement park?
A. 'Cause they just wanted to monkey around.

Q. What does a monkey wear when he's cooking? A. An Ape-ron!Q. Where do monkeys go for a drink? A. Monkey Bars!Q. What do you call a monkey that's full of empty boastful talk? A. Hot-Air Baboon!

Q. What did the pirate captain name his pet monkey?
A. Sea No Evil.

Q. What do simians use to pay their bills?
A. Monkey bread.

Q. What is it called when a group of monkeys falls into a brewery tank?
A. A beer-all of laughs.

Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. He had to attend to some cheeky monkey biz on the other side.

Q. What is it called when a troop of monkeys sky dives onto a mountain top above treeline?
A. A bare hill of monkeys.

Q. What do you call a monkey doing somersaults down a hill?
A. A hair ball of laughs.

Q. What is a great ape's favorite toy? A. a Bab-Boom-Orang!Q. What do you call an exploding ape? A. A Baboom!Q. What is a chimpanzee's favorite soft drink? A. Sas-Gorilla!

Q. What do big, drunken monkeys go do after they leave the liquor store?
A. They go babooz'N.

Q. What's inside a baby chimp's diaper?
A. Monkey wee, monkey poo.

Q. Why can't baboons become police detectives?
A. 'Cause monkeys are taught to seek no evil.

Q. Why are baboons good at roller derby?
A. 'Cause they seriously know how to monkey around.

Q. Why did the cheeky chimpanzee cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.

Q. What do you call a baboon with a flashlight?
A. Monkey shines.

Q. What flavor of ice cream do chimpanzees prefer? A. Chunky Monkey!Q. What did a monkey say after he slid down a flag pole? A. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!Q. What do you call a monkey that succeeds in sports? A. A Chimp-ion!

Q. What do you call a community of monkeys that are great pals?
A. Chum-panzees.

Q. Why did the YouTube channel that features baboons, orangutans, and chimps opening bananas go viral?
A. 'Cause it's ape peeling!

Q. What did the monkey say to the ghosts and ghouls at the haunted house?
A. Shriek no evil!

Q. What does the baboon do at his day job at the car wash?
A. Monkey shines

Q. Which primate was the last to get a ticket to the Super Bowl?
A. Chimp Fan Z.

Q. What do you call a bonobo with a sprained ankle?
A. Limp-panzze.

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