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Moth Jokes, Butterfly Puns, Larva Laughs
Flit
along with mothball puns, butterfly net laughs, hungry hornworm humor
and caterpillar
jokes.
Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
Humor
(Because Monarch Jokes and
Viceroy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You
Can't Find Your Buterfly Net!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Rare butterfly jokes, milkweed humor, larvae
laughs and mothballed puns ahead.
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Spider Jokes, Arachnid
Puns | 2 | Housefly
Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | Hiss-terical
Snake Puns | Lizard LOLs
| Gator Grins | Dinosaur
Jokes |
| Q.
How did the caterpillar's metamorphosis go?
A. Everything went smooth as silk.
Q.
Which holiday is a butterfly's favorite?
A.Moth-ers Day. |
Q.
How do avid collectors search for butterfilies online?
A. They use the Butterfly Net.
Q.
Which butterfly wears way too much makeup?
A. The Painted Lady. |
Q.
Which caterpillar plays in the insect band?
A. The tomato hornworm.
Q.
Which insect's larvae destroyed tomato plants in ancient
Egypt?
A. The Sphinx Moth. |
| Q.
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
A. An insect that can navigate inside a dark closet.
Q.
Which extinct insect was the biggest of them all?
A. The Woolly Mam Moth. |
Q.
What is a caterpillar's best swimming style?
A. The butterfly stroke.
Customer:
There's a caterpillar in my salad!
Waiter: Sorry madam, I didn't realize you were a vegetarian.
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Q.
What is the scariest Japanese insect of all time?
A. Mothra.
Mothra
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, you're a bright light and I'm a
bug, because I am so darned attracted to you. |
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Q.
Which
fancy winged insect has
the biggest
behind?
A.
The
Butt 'Er Fly.
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| Q.
Which large winged insect is actually from he moon?
A. The Luna Moth.
Q.
What did the spring robin say to the early worm?
A. I'll catch cha later... |
Q.
Which insect is not low fat?
A. The butter fly.
Q.
When is the hardest time to buy a fly swatter in Colorado?
A. During Miller Moth season.
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Entomology
Point to Ponder: Is it any surprise that Monarch Butterflly
caterpilars eat Milkweed?
Q.
What is a sweet summer butterfly's favorite fruit?
A. Nectarines.
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Q.
Who is the ruler of
the butterfly
kingdom?
A.
The
Monarch.
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Q.
Which butterfly has
the biggest appetite?
A.
The
Swallowtail.
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| Q.
Who is second in command of the butterfly kingdom?
A. The Viceroy.
Q.
Which big scary insect gives Bigfoot a run for the money?
A. Mothman. |
Q.
What's inside an apple that is an avid reader?
A. A bookworm.
Q.
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A. Global Worming. |
Q.
Which butterfly is the fiercest in the garden?
A. The Tiger Swallowtail.
Q.
Where do caterpillars come from?
A. Mother Nature. |
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Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Spider Jokes, Arachnid
Puns | 2 | Housefly
Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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You've
flitted along this far, so
feast on even more high-flying
humor,
colorful jokes and pillar-ful
painful puns that don't smell
like mothballs:
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Anatomy Puns | Math Jokes |
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Humor | Police Puns | Psychic
Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Seasonal
Puns | Sports Jokes | Travel
Jokes | Vegetarian Jokes | Waiter
Jokes | Weather Jokes |
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