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Monkeying
Around Jokes and Big Baboon Humor
Swing
along with barrel-ly funny puns, Banana Republic humor, and monkey shines
jokes.
Cheeky Monkey Jokes, Primate Puns,
Banana LOLs
(Because Bad Baboon Jokes and
Simian Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When You
Need to Spank the Monkey!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Clunky monkey jokes, speak no evil humor,
and ape peeling banana puns ahead.
| Cheeky Monkey Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
Bigfoot Jokes | Sasquatch
Jokes | Colorado Bigfoot Jokes
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| Chimpanee Jokes, Impish Chimp Puns
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns, King Kong
Humor | 2 | 3
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| Stoner Monkey Jokes | 2
| Animal Pothead Puns | Animal
Bar Jokes | Colorado Wildlife Jokes
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| Q.
What do you call a bar full of monkeys?
A. A beer-hall of fun.
Q.
What do you call it when a bad babboon comedian gets booed
off the stage at the simian night club?
A. A bore-all of monkeys.
Q.
What do you call a nude beach when unexpected monkeys arrive?
A. A bare-all of fun. |
Q.
What do you call the ridiculous outfit the monkey tried
on at Banana Republic?
A. Apparel of laughs.
Q.
What did the chic monkey say when her stylist suggested
highlights for her hair?
A. Streak no evil.
Simple
Simian Pick-Up Line: Hey there Bobo, let's go monkey around.
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Q.
What do you call a nosey monkey that butts into everybody
else's monkey businss?
A. Pry mate.
Q.
What is it called when a baboon goes for a spin in a tornado?
A. Monkeying around.
Q.
What does Satan call it when bad baboons perish in a brewery
explosion?
A. A beer-hell of laughs. |
Q.
Why do simians enjoy spinning in circles?
A. 'Cause they like to mankey around.
Q.
Why shouldn't you get into a battle with monkeys?
A. They use gorilla warfare. |
Q.
What is he first rule of monkey hide 'n go seek?
A. Peek no evil.
Q.
Why did big baboons ride the carousel at the amusement park?
A. They just wanted to monkey around.
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Q.
Which kind of big apes share an Amazon account?
A. Prime-Mates.
Q.
Why don't male baboons ever visit a dominatrix?
A. 'Cause she can't spank the monkey. |
| Q.
Which country was founded by wild monkeys?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q.
Why did the swinging primate cross the road?
A. To get to the Monkey Bar on the other side.
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Q.
What do you get when you cross a tucan with a monkey?
A. Beak no evil.
Q.
Which area at the zoo showcases baboons and bees?
A. The ape-iary.
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Q.
What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Q.
What does a balding monkey exclaim?
A. Hair no evil! |
| Q.
Which cheeky rock band is still the favorite of baboons
and orangutans?
A. The Monkees.
Q.
What did the hooker monkey say to the John?
A. Whore no evil. |
Q.
What is it called when gibbons fall out of the sky?
A. Ape-ril Showers.
Q.
What do you call a baboon with a smug smile on his conceited
face?
A. Smirk-key.
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Q.
What do bewitched monkeys teach their young?
A. Tweak no evil.
Q.
Where do gorillas pick up rumors?
A. Over the ape-vine. |
Q.
Which primate prefers awkward, heavy, and outdated tech
gadgets?
A. The Clunky monkey.
Q.
What is the first thing monkeys learn in school?
A. The Ape B Cs. |
Q.
Which primate smells the worst during hot, humid weather?
A. The Funky monkey.
Q.
What does a mischeivous baboon do with a bottle of shoe
polish?
A. Monkey shines.
Q.
What do you call a criminal monkey in a jail cell?
A. A bar-all of laughs. |
Q.
What do you call a small primate that's really full of crap?
A. Bunk-key monkey.
Q.
What do monkeys enjoy at Christmas time?
A. A carol of laughs. |
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Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 |
Chimpanzee Puns | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Elephant Jokes, Woolly Mammoth
Puns | Lion Jokes, Big Cat Puns
| African Safari Animal Jokes
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| Wild Animal Jokes | Wolf
Jokes | Colorado Wildlife
| Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife Puns
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| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes | Rabbit
Jokes | Animal Poop Puns | Animal
Crime LOLs |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Hiss-terical
Snake Puns | Kangaroo Jokes
| Rooster Jokes |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Turtle Jokes,
Tortoise Puns | 2 | 3
| Reptile Humor |
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Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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