Q. What did the hard-working hive member say when a second worker landed on her flower?
A. Buzz off, bee-tch.

Q. What did the bees inside their hive say when the temperature topped 100º outside?
A. Sure swarm in here!

Q. Which kind of insect always whines and complains about everything?
A. The grumble-bee.

Q. What do beekeepers call a bee on a doorbell?
A. A real hum dinger.

Q. Why were the worker bees threatening to go out on strike?
A. 'Cause they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q. What do apiarists call the mesmerizing buzzing around the beehive?
A. Bee-witching.

Q. Which kind of stinging insect tends to get into a lot of street fights?
A. The rumble-bee.

Q. Which kind of music does the hive's queen like to dance to?
A. Bee bop.

Q. Which competitive sport do the hive's drones play against members of neighboring hives?
A. Rug-bee.

Q. Which member of the hive simply cannot keep a secret?
A. The blab-bee.

Q. What crime was the dishonest bee banker charged with?
A. Embuzzlement!

Q. How is the letter A just like a sweet blooming flower?
A. Both have Bs coming after them.

Q. What is the most popular hairstyle for manly drone bees?
A. A buzz cut.

Q. What do you call a busy bumblebee who's having a really bad hair day?
A. A frizz bee.

Q. Where are collections of vintage honey combs displayed?
A. At the wax museum.

Q. Which indoor sport do wasps enjoy playing during their spare time?
A. Sting Pong.

Q. What do entomologists call a deceased hornet?
A. A was.

Q. What do you call a clumsy wasp?
A. A fumble-bee.

Q. Hos did the drone seduce the queen?
A. With a succu-buzz.

Q. Why was the queen bee having a hard time finding a suitable mate?
A. 'Cause all the males just kept droning on and on.

Q. What did the drone say to the queen when he returned back to the hive?
A. Honey, I'm Home!

Q. Why were hornets buzzing around the trash cans?
A. Because they're not litterbugs!

Q. What do you say to hornets that harass you at your neighborhood block party?
A. Mind your own buzz-iness.

Q. Why don't hornets ever leave tips at outdoor cafes?
A. 'Cause they're stingy.

Q. What note does a stinging insect hit when it smacks your windshield going 70 MPH?
A. Bee Flat.

Q. Which talkative hive member is the hardest to understand?
A. The mumblebee.

Q. What happens when a bee drinks too much blooming cannabis nectar?
A. She gets buzzed.

Q. Which weapon works against Murder Hornets?
A. A buzz-ooka.

Q. How do you catch a slutty female wasp?
A. Use a hornet.

Pesky Point to Ponder: If masses of bees, hornets, and gnats appear all over the world, is that called global swarming?

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