| Q.
What is the first thing monkeys learn in school?
A. The Ape B Cs.
Q.
Which gorilla gal made it into the Playboy calendar?
A. Miss Ape-ril.
Q.
What happened after a monkey exploded at a food testing
lab?
A. Rhesus pieces were everywhere.
Q.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. He had to attend to some monkey biz on the other side.
Q.
Who originally said, "Well, I’ll be a monkey's
uncle?"
A. Tarzan. |
Q.
What do monkeys do for laughs?
A. They tell jokes about people, and bananas.
Q.
How do you get an escaped lion back in his habitat?
A. With a bargaining chimp.
Q.
Which monkeys enjoy seafood?
A. Shrimpanzees.
Q.
Which kind of primates do wolves really relate to?
A. Howler Monkeys.
Q.
What is the name of the cheeky restaurant that tosses food
onto your face?
A. Monkey Buzz.
Q.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.
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Q.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A. Chocolate Chimp.
Q.
What does a gorilla eat when he visits Paris?
A. Ape Suzettes.
Q.
What do you call a monkey that prays for potato chips?
A. A chimpmonk.
Q.
Why did the monkey decide to take up golf?
A. He wanted to take a swing at it.
Q.
What do monkeys do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans! |
