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Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but it takes a butt load of ight bulbs!
Q. What did the chimp say when his sis got pregnant? A. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? A. One one, but it takes a butt load of Bud Light!

 


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Q. What's worse than a monkey eating a banana? A. A monkey going bananas!Chimps ask: What do you call bananas that are friends with monkeys? A. A bunch of idiots!Q. Why did the monkey like the banana? A. Because it had appeal!

Q. Where do lady monkeys go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.

Q. What do monkeys wear while they're cooking?
A. Ape-rons.

Primate Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, why don't we play zoo? And, you can try to tame my monkey.

Q. What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
A. It won't be long now...

Q. Where should a monkey go if he loses his tail?
A. To his local retailer!

Q. Why did baboons ride the carousel at the amusement park?
A. 'Cause they wanted to monkey around.

Q. Where do chimps get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.

Q. Why shouldn't you get into a battle with monkeys?
A. They use gorilla warefare.

Q. What do you call a disaster that is a particular risk to primates?
A. A peril of monkeys.

Q. How do monkeys et down stairs? A. They slidw down the banana-ster!Chimp asks: What kind of key opens a banana? A. A monkey!Chimp asks: Where does a monkey go to grab a beer? A. The monkey bars!

Q. What did the monkey say after he slid down the flagpole?
A. Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

Q. Which kind of monkeys share an Amazon account?
A. Prime-Mates.

Q. How did the dog warn his master a big ape was approaching?
A. He barked, "grrrri-i-lla."

Q. What do you call an angry monkey?
A. Furious George!

Q. Why did the gorilla fail his High School finals?
A. He had little ape-titude.

Q. What kind of underwear do sexy monkeys wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.

Q. What do you call a monkey who works in a bar?
A. A monkey wench.

Q. Why did the gorilla win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!

Q. What do you get when an ape enters a minefield?
A. Bamboom.

A Monkey Was Arrested for Throwing Rhesus Feces at the Patrons. He Was Charged with Turd Debris Assault.Q. What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? A. The banana split!A chimp threw rhesus feces at zoo visitors because he wanted E.T. to GO Home!

Q. What do you get when you poop in your overalls?
A. Dung-arees.

Q. What do ape attorneys study?
A. The law of the jungle.

Q. Where do gorillas pick up rumors?
A. Over the ape-vine.

Q. Why don't monkeys play poker in the jungle?
A. There are too many cheetahs there.

Q. What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A. A Chipmonk.

Q. Why was the jungle party a snoozer?
A. Because they forgot the chimps and dip.

Q. What do you call a monkey who plays the drums?
A. Baboom!

Q. What do you call the top monkey in the tree?
A. Branch Manager.

King Kong Pick-Up Line: Babe, I'm falling for you!

Q. What is a locksmith's favorite animal? A. A Monkey!Spock Says to Dr. Smith: It is illogical to name your chimp Debbie!Q. What is a locksmith's favorite band? A. The Monkees!

Q. What is the first thing monkeys learn in school?
A. The Ape B Cs.

Q. Which gorilla gal made it into the Playboy calendar?
A. Miss Ape-ril.

Q. Which monkeys enjoy seafood?
A. Shrimpanzees.

Q. Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
A. He had to attend to some monkey biz on the other side.

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers.

Q. What do monkeys do for laughs?
A. They tell jokes about people, and bananas.

Q. How do you get an escaped lion back in his habitat?
A. With a bargaining chimp.

Q. What is the name of the cheeky restaurant that tosses food onto your face?
A. Monkey Buzz.

Q. Who originally said, "Well, I’ll be a monkey's uncle?"
A. Tarzan.

Q. What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
A. Chocolate Chimp.

Q. What does a gorilla eat when he visits Paris?
A. Ape Suzettes.

Q. What do you call a monkey that prays for potato chips?
A. A chimpmonk.

Q. Why did the monkey decide to take up golf?
A. He wanted to take a swing at it.

Q. What do monkeys do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!

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